kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Kilamo
Paris, France
Where did you learn that one?
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Dog_Lover
Montreal, Canada
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0
nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.
danza_fml 0
Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)
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Comments (326)
cutestrike 0
penis in french is spelled penis ... how could you not figure that out?
luckyducky123 0
Their name isn't actually penis its Kiki which is slang for penis, that's why OP didn't know.
sricious 0
is your name pénis???:S..
bigdan01 0
lmao xD
Tom12345 0
so your called pénis? right
kennylou 0
Just get a name change :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your dad must have been drunk when he named you. "I'll name my child Penis...Hehehe, I'm so funny!"
Abercrombi 0
ahhah that suuuuuuckkks ;) ironyy
charlie_schmidt4 0
ydi for looking up what your name means in French
EmilieVitnux 3
I'm french and yes your name really mean "Penis" in french. But it's not like dick or anything, in fact usually 'kiki' is use for children (boys or girls). I have to say that your name is ridiculous and yes i have laugh when i've see your name, sorry ;) Your life totally suck if your dad know about this... FML #62: Yes google translate 'dick' by 'robinet' but in french robinet mean 'faucet'. And we (in France) never use 'robinet' to say '****'
Intoxicunt 6
Ah, ok. Thank you. I was hoping it did, though, because I had a friend whose last name was Robinette and I wanted to make fun of him. :( And to all the people saying it's basically the same in both languages, READ THE OTHER COMMENTS. His/her name is KIKI. It's slang for penis. But the FML got changed from 'dick' to 'penis' so that no one would think they meant the name short for Richard. Ugh.
Intoxicunt 6
I'm an evil bitch. >:) But no, he was an idiot.
Intoxicunt 6
I prefer empress or czarina. And he's not anything anymore. I KILLED HIM. Actually, I lost touch with him when I moved.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Geez, personal translator. I see you're back at it again. :P
JeffGoesRawrr 0
86- Was His Name Harry.?(; Harry Robinet. xDD
48Connor 10
penis in French is penis - dumbass