Luke
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Check out Mr. Moneybags over here!
Today, I found out that my wife has been getting rid of every single item of clothing I didn’t compliment her on. This has probably cost me thousands already. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Sentimental value
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Anonymous
Dodged a bullet
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
gemtas5
Malmö, Sweden
Today, while sorting through my clothes, I found one of my ex's old sweaters. After a lot of thought and difficulty, I threw it out. I felt empowered, until my father later rifled through my trash and claimed the sweater for himself. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Anonymous
Stalker vibes
Today, my ex-girlfriend got some new piercings and decided to show me. They are the exact same piercings that the girl I'm currently seeing has. I'm starting to think she's still keeping tabs on me. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Top comments
evilplatypus 39
She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
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Comments (143)
micheed1 0
haha suckssss
BoyFromTheFuture 0
start a 80's rockband. maybe she left some of her spandex around too...
mfmylifesrsly 30
*confused*
FreshSalad 1
You want some salad with that pie?
Intoxicunt 6
*confused on what could possibly be confusing*
skroal 7
Burn her house down. YDI.
brey_fml 0
<3
lilmissy1290 0
ydi for cheating op.. most girls will not exact revenge for a simple break up.. you had to do something like cheat to make her want to do that.. this is not an fml because more than likely ydi
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol it's funny cuz now u can't go out in public to buy new clothes. faget.
cloverpi314 4
Ha! FYL!
Sharpie23 7
intoxicunt he might be confused on what sequins are... I know I was, before google.
Shookitup 0
ha maybe you can steal her design and make money from it XD
shayyyyy 0
he could be confused on how the O.P.s ex was able to put sequins on ALL of his clothes without him noticing, wouldn't that take time? unless O.P. was on a trip or something
davopal777 0
intoxicunt is so pretty
iluvcucumbers 0
haha stupidest revenge idea ever
Rejectofsociety9 0
OP's ex-girlfriend is my new favourite person :)
damnshit_fml 0
nice **** 29
quent10 0
FYL? not at all!!! now ur just stylish
henry3825 0
54 Are you kiddng me? How could you assume that OP was cheating? There's so many other reasons why she could he done that. OP's ex could just be a total bitch.
lildrummerboy47 0
31 & 35 - I lol'd
Austino713 0
sell them as costumes to a play company and get more than they were worth and get twice as large of a wardrobe WIN!!
number0 8
YDI for having clothing
SapphireSympathy 7
lol! That's awsome. but u got it easy, compared to how i do my revenge, she JUST bitch slapped you. i wouldve used my nails and heels. (meaning i wouldve gone for ur car. ;P)
Moo_Horse 0
creepy
squeak_awsum_kid 0
sucks for u haha
ALindsey 0
54 some girls are insane, and I'm guessing you're one of them for not understanding that.
lilmissy1290 0
#66 notice that I said "Most girls" not all.. and no im not one of the crazy girls.. if a guy cheats on me I will end the relationship and thats it
ichliebedich_fml 0
Girls aren't the crazy ones. They don't do shit like guys do. OP, you deserved it completely if you hurt her enough to make her do that.
PurplePigeon 0
lol girls aren't crazy?! yea ok. guys do dumb shit, but so do girls. well, from my experience: guys do more mean/crazy things on impulse, where girls think it out and plan.
tippytoe_shhh 0
haha..
sayyestothedress 24
What's sequin?
christa953 12
I sense a twilight fan
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Obviously a Team Jacob fan, if sparkles are her idea of an insult. ;)
kittykat1501 31
Hahaha that's funny!
Cinn_fml 23
That is a pretty good revenge. However you failed to mention why she might want revenge in the first place.
Fother_Mucker 0
EX girlfriend... Maybe he broke up with her & she still loved him?
Cinn_fml 23
I was having a 'faith in humanity' moment and assumed that the girl wasn't a crazy psycho who would extract revenge for a clean break-up (even if she still loved him, there is a certain level of maturity one expects). Obviously I should have assumed she was crazy and the OP had done nothing at all to warrent it, because this is the way that society works now.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Shame on you for having a "faith in humanity" moment.
Cinn_fml 23
...sorry. :P
thedeepthinker 0
It could've been worse, a girl could cut your **** off and throw out the window of a moving car
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Fight Club ftw.
Cinn_fml 23
You are forgetting the first two rules! :P
screamo_is_okay 6
Hahahha nice one 120
Zebidee 9
Seize the opportunity to go out and pick up Twilight fangirls!
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
That might not be a good idea. I think there was an FML where the fangirl bit the guy.
bloodylovebites 0
yeah I remember that one!
TwoStrikeBadAss 0
39 Really?! LMFAO
edknex 0
fly indeed 0.o
Intoxicunt 6
Fly? I'm not too educated in all this slang, but I don't think a guy wearing sequins is "fly".
edknex 0
it was spell checked
seanders 10
She knows she just likes to hive people a hard time lol
Intoxicunt 6
I thought it was funny. But yes, I know. :)
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah. It's a new prank where you throw a beehive at them. You should try it sometime. ;)
noscope_ftw 0
let me know how that goes? I'd love to give it a try lolll
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lulz.
lucky__star 0
lol what did you do to her?
liberal_spice 0
Wow. I feel bad for you, but she's kind of a genius...