kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
why
United States
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Kilamo
Paris, France
Where did you learn that one?
Today, I tried to impress a French student by saying “Bonjour!” but instead said “Bordel!” which means “Brothel.” She laughed, and so did every one of the french students around us. My cultural street cred is officially dead. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Dog_Lover
Montreal, Canada
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Anonymous
C'est la langue de l'amour!
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0
nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.
danza_fml 0
Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)
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brianjman14 23
This was different from when I modded it. He said his dad did it on purpose because he thought it would be funny.
xFaust_fml 12
OP gave her/his name: kiki. In French, kiki is indeed a word for penis, but one that is used by children mostly. To be honest, when you say kiki, it makes me think of an old, rich lady calling her tiny dog 'Kiki', more than the penis thing. So if you meet some French people and tell them your name is Kiki, they'll mostly think it's completely ridiculous, then after a few jokes about it they'll think of 'penis'. seriously, even if it didn't mean penis, it's still a terrible, ridiculous name. Makes me think of a small, hideous and heinous dog.
Fother_Mucker 0
47 - I lol'd at that, haha. FYL, Penis.
joqez 0
#1 YOUR LIFE GETS SUCKED
keithler 0
47 win
pieintheface 0
never go to france
theFMLwhore5 0
best name ever..
SeanFredrick 3
Anyway, Kiki is a pretty common name so if that's your name I don't think it really matters unless your dad named you that so he could say "me feed Penis. Come here Penis. I love Penis." or something.
Intoxicunt 6
Well, I don't speak French. I'm learning, but I'm faaaaaar from fluent. Google Translate told me Robinet also means '****'.
Hwikek 2
I must say that that is very unusual