Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML
Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML
Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
Today, I went kayaking with some friends, and I had an empty beer can dedicated to throwing cigarette butts in. After running out of beer, I took a big swig from the only can in my kayak. Twice. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
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dmipotc 0
YDI for buying Bud Light. Luckily for you, urine is free and tastes twice as good
foreverblair 0
this happened on that 70s show
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Comments (26)
ThorsSon 0
They put beer in a Bud Light party bowl? I would have expected it to have But Light in it.
coldasfire 23
what
dmipotc 0
YDI for buying Bud Light. Luckily for you, urine is free and tastes twice as good
kindofgocrazy 0
Hahaha!
Brendan3693 0
oookkkkk I'd call u wierd but u already passed that stage
Chloric 0
Smooth move bubs. YDI
youngcash 0
That is a fate worse then death
attebury1 0
Ewwww... Bud tastes like 3 day old moldy diarhea. But to each his own... YDI unless you started drinking before you got the bowl.
MareNostrum 0
Nice comparison. Are you a shit connaisseur?
simplen 0
Sounds like a good opportunity for another get-together
SundayNight_fml 0
*someone* won't be getting invited to anymore parties. ;)
foreverblair 0
this happened on that 70s show
Metzler31 17
oh come on, it isn't that bad
happy_animal_lov 0
ask people to chip in