Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You snooze, you lose
Today, my daughter has spent the last few hours moaning that the boy she’s known since they were 4 years-old got a girlfriend instead of asking her out. She’s known him for almost 20 years. If she liked him all that time, she should have asked him out herself instead of moaning at me. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Longer doesn't mean better.
niadanac1 3
23- yes it definitely "would have"
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Comments (82)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Learn to treat people right then!
buck33 14
Maybe OP isn't treated right.
PiErC3 0
i agree with buck because OPs name is amber c so im pretty sure its a girl...
QueenQuay77 10
-12 love the pic
Mojjy 3
haha just tell her thanks to all your relationships you have more experience
JimmyDevotion 4
It could be a (panty)sniffer dog.
JimmyDevotion 4
Sorry, wrong FML.
krawrz4u 0
One up
thedome115 5
That's bad man
charlotte69er 7
A dating sight could always help the needy
nimsisland 2
***Site
MissMae93 23
I believe the word you should be using is "desperate", not "needy".
yunilee7 4
35 - Not everyone who uses a dating site is desperate. For example, my granny has a profile on one just to have one. :) She doesn't devote her life to it, and says that if there's somebody on there for her, great. And if not, oh well. Oh and, she's more just looking for someone to talk to rather than a boyfriend.
DomDomxoxo 16
That's what you think.
Amarve 4
35 ~ I always thumb you down because you type comments that are not well thought out.
fmlbaby69 2
Sucks,
Classlfied 4
Weird thing is I'm willing to bet op has been with more men...hussbucket
perdix 31
OK, she's got you beat in the relationship stability department, but at least you've gotten knocked up at least once. Yay for you!! Get her some effective birth control so you can maintain your lead.
MoogleSam 8
She is a completely different person so of course her relationships are going to last different lengths of time than yours and not a single one is going to involve someone you used to date so there is honestly no reason to assume she is better at handling relationships than you are because relationships always involve at least 2 people and completely different circumstances for each person. Besides that, you have no reason to compare your relationships with hers in the first place unless you are actively trying to make yourself feel awful/better which in both cases, you shouldn't be doing it.
Joisan 20
I thought that was actually pretty insightful. As someone told me recently, whenever you compare yourself to someone else, whether you're better or worse you still lose. But we don't know the circumstances of why OP seems to have not been very successful in maintaining a stable relationship. Only she can decide whether there are things she needs to work on in order to find the lasting, happy relationship she seems to want.
HairyPunisher 27
So either you're a **** that goes through men like crazy or you're a frigid bitch that NEVER dates. YDI for wanting a serious relationship but being easy or not easy enough.
thewingedlama 4
Or, she never found the right guy?
Helenarth 6
Or OP could just be a horrible person, regardless of how much sex they have or want to have. Sex isn't the only reason for a relationship to fail, you know.