Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You snooze, you lose
Today, my daughter has spent the last few hours moaning that the boy she’s known since they were 4 years-old got a girlfriend instead of asking her out. She’s known him for almost 20 years. If she liked him all that time, she should have asked him out herself instead of moaning at me. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Top comments
br0ccoli 15
Longer doesn't mean better.
niadanac1 3
23- yes it definitely "would have"
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Comments (82)
afropuffjake 9
If anything I say make sure she's not settling, maybe you're just picky and don't like to be treated bad. She could be in shitty relationships in which case make sure she's not in a position of picking up bad people.
livelovelaugh726 0
Don't worry; love will find its way.
BlondeForever101 6
Go get a boob job and some botox and a face lift and then you can get more men then the ones that are matched with you on online dating sites!
Parkhurst51 1
Seems that there is one common denominator in all your failed relationships...
zeep92 18
I swear there is already an FML about this but with the son, not the daughter.
gmaxwell1 2
Its not a damn contest. Forget about it
whitelotus 3
You are amazingly perceptive
dramione_fml 2
You need to sort out your priories.
Sabrewulf 8
At this point you're gonna have to ask yourself " Is it me? ". I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but seriously, if none of your relationships are working then it's probably you. Because your partners couldn't possibly always be at fault. That would just be extremely shitty luck on your part and that seems ridiculous.
spidermangirl 0
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