Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
Today, my friend threw a milkshake at a guy spinning a sign on the side of the road. The guy stormed over and dragged my friend out the car window. When I jumped out to help, I'd forgotten to put my car in park, and it rolled across the street and hit a ditch. Then the sign spinner kicked both our asses. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
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Top comments
Amethyst888 14
When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.
iLike2Teabag 27
Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.
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Comments (70)
jackiemora 18
All I can say or ask is what did you do?
SoulAmeliorate 16
Write this FML.
jackiemora 18
Touché. Let me rephrase that what did you do after submitting this FML? Lol.
epic13 12
Wait for it to get published.
ScarletBloom 14
Besides composing his story here, he took a video record of the whole scene and posted it on YouTube? OP please share me your link. Thanks!
keverdeen 14
Sorry OP, hope he didn't cause too much noticeable damage to your car :/
iLike2Teabag 27
Maybe he used to be a rage gamer back in his day.
Amethyst888 14
When you said that he didn't release all his anger, I thought you were going to say he started hitting you.
EpicSquishii 21
This reminds me of that Barbershop movie scene :) That's what happens when you laugh at other people's misfortune.
_GoodGuy 11
You shouldn't even find it funny, your car or not.
Queensland 27
Yep, no one cares unless they're the victim.
bruins46 6
Please, what do you think this website is for?
feelingold 18
ahhh yes, that classic moment when schadenfreude becomes shittingfuckfuckfuckityfuck ....at least the rest of us can keep laughing..
lylotrezor 20
I fail to see how that is hilarious. I'm sorry he damaged your car though.
waffule365 16
Old people nothing you can really do about them haha
CrookedCook 14
Please tell me you didn't let him get away with that.
Queensland 27
It wasn't his fault, it started with the sign. Those bastard signs. Standing there acting like they own the damn street and set the rules on how to drive.
17This_Is_Me17 8
Well , don't just watch him , go save what's left of your car !
Queensland 27
The spaces between your punctuation marks , they are so unnecessary ! See how stupid it looks?
graceinsheepwear 34
Just like your comment, 36. Are you really that tightly wound that you feel a need to comment about an extra space before a punctuation mark in a stranger's post on a humor-based forum? Holy shit. This flawed world is going to give you a stroke before you are out of your 20s. Just breathe. And repeat.
happle 21
Well, 45, the extra space interrupts the sentence flow, so I don't see a problem with her speaking up.
graceinsheepwear 34
Really? The spaces are more disruptive to the sentence than that comment was to the whole thread? I am an editor for a living but you can't police the world. This site sometimes is like hanging out with my junior high English teacher. Not fun. But if the whole superiority thing floats your boat then have at it. Hope that works for you over the long haul.
Queensland 27
Sounds like you're going to have a stroke before you even press the back button on this FML. Also sounds like you're more wound up than I am. Take your own advice: Breathe, and repeat. ;)
17This_Is_Me17 8
Who cares if I do a space , what's the matter ? It's the way I type &' you read ut the same way even if their was no space . So get over it &' stop trolling
ruchiee 6
As long as she gets her message across then so be it. Are you guys seriously gonna start EN 101 on here? To each their own go preach someone other than strangers on their habits. Just saying. Live and let live.