Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You snooze, you lose
Today, my daughter has spent the last few hours moaning that the boy she’s known since they were 4 years-old got a girlfriend instead of asking her out. She’s known him for almost 20 years. If she liked him all that time, she should have asked him out herself instead of moaning at me. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Longer doesn't mean better.
niadanac1 3
23- yes it definitely "would have"
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Comments (82)
hateevryone 15
She's young
chels1994 11
Look at the brighter side of things; at least your daughter is someone in serious relationships, not a ***** just looking for sex (:
syki 22
...As opposed to OP. :P
jdcg116 10
Hopefully it was quality time you had. Better quality time over quantity of time
KenzieMcCullennn 0
Hey, I'm 15 and have been with the same guy for a few years. My dad met a 21 year old (he's 36) and within 4 months got engaged to her. I found out yesterday. My stepmom could have gone to Elementary school with me an my relationship has already outlasted all of hers...
KriiFahMoro 9
Yeah, do what your daughter does and meet em' at her school! ...Actually, dont do that. Bad idea
Redoxx_fml 22
Perhaps OP is a straight man?
shahroni1 3
congrets
Taurus_ChicKa 37
A lot of unanswered questions here. First, has OP broken off her past relationships or have her boyfriends done that? In any case, why were the relationships ended? Still, just because the daughter has a longer relationship doesn't mean anything. I don't know that OP really deserves this, but there are too many unanswered questions here.
ohmandapants 17
61- yeah, and "his" name is Amber C
syki 22
Hey, you never know. I know a female Michael. All of the names are getting unisexed. ...Giggity.