Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
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Zekfen 17
Sounds like my wife. One of her favorite things to do is sing and dance. My son with Aspergers doesn’t like people dancing or singing along with songs, ruins the music for him. So it is a constant stream of: Momma stop! Or if a song he knows she likes comes on: don’t even think about it Momma!
RichardPencil 32
“and your daddy don’t rock n roll!” Give that little brat some extra kicks and thumbs!
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John Nemeth 14
It’s my kitchen and I’ll dance if I want to. Dance if I want to. You would cry too When your kid comments on you....
Spiritbird 17
Cries in Michelle Obama.
Zekfen 17
Sounds like my wife. One of her favorite things to do is sing and dance. My son with Aspergers doesn’t like people dancing or singing along with songs, ruins the music for him. So it is a constant stream of: Momma stop! Or if a song he knows she likes comes on: don’t even think about it Momma!
FishyFishy 12
You better shake it off, shake it off!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Does your name happen to be Elaine Benes?
RichardPencil 32
“and your daddy don’t rock n roll!” Give that little brat some extra kicks and thumbs!
blahblabbity 19
my son (16months) says “Mama” every time he hears pig noises 🙃
acmariner99 25
My two year old does this all the time ... and says not to sing ... or talk. It’s normal. I just say “no thanks” and move on.
TomeDr 25
My 17 year old says the same thing! 🤣
Lyshan 10
I always bring my little one to the door in the morning, give her a kiss and say good bye. Due to sleeping problems, i'm mostly in zombie mode at the moment, barely dressed but no one can see me anyways as we have the top flat. When i brought her this morning, she looked me up and down, rolled her eyes and said "Mom...NO ONE wants to see YOU naked!" she's 5....