stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anxious
United States
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
ish0rty
United States
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous wreck
United States
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
crap
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
tongue tied
Meadville, United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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queso42 5
better than stuttering infront of a real girl
Shehulk23 4
At a New Years Eve party a few days ago I was catching up with someone I hadn't seen since I graduated high school. At one point he stopped and said, "I don't know if I apologized yet, but I'm sorry for my stutter." That completely broke my heart that he would think he needs to apologize. I told him, "you seriously don't need to apologize to ANYONE for that." It made me sad. But it was absolutely adorable. Stutters aren't a big deal. At least, not to me.
angelitared 27
Stay strong. Join a small group of some sort, reading, bible, art etc to help you talk in small groups so you can become more comfortable with bigger crowds.
elcee1987 18
Me. This is actually a small factor in why I have an android. Siri freaked me out. Going back to my solitary existence now.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe changing we voice will do something...
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe you should get out more. Baby steps OP
ironmany_fml 23
by any chance is your name Raj Kootharpali?
russianspy1234 11
Raj could talk to Siri,
SThompson90 7
You can't, you're under contract
awilliams44 9
I never new what to say
andAshes 13
I'm so socially awkward I can't even talk to Siri.