stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anxious
United States
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
ish0rty
United States
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous wreck
United States
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
crap
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
tongue tied
Meadville, United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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Comments (78)
birdfreak 24
Join the awkward club, it's okay if you don't talk to anyone
protected_by_9mm 4
wwawawahht t t t are yoo o u tal l l king about
FrankHotpants 31
She can be a bit of a smart ass though
puppyowner 5
THIS IS EXACLY HOW I FEEL!!
someguy314159265 15
I am also very bad at talking. I am so used to my silence that I can't talk to electronics at all, even if I am completely alone.
bevrobledo 4
join the club.
cuddlefishtate 2
Loserr
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Social anxiety, social awkwardness, or whatever the OP has(I really think they meant anxiety, but even if it is awkwardness, this still fits), do not make them a loser, and really, I think it's a pretty loser-ish behavior to make fun of people for their social skills. As long as OP is a good person, it really shouldn't matter to you if they have good social skills or not.
nite66 21
Raj, is that you? (Big Bang Theory)
Darksmiles_x 5
Same here
delay1234 19
Am I the only one that thinks that is really cute? Yes? Oh ok..
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Social anxiety(What I think the OP meant instead of social awkwardness) is really not cute at all. It makes life really difficult to live, being afraid of talking to cashiers or being so nervous around people that you can't make friends very easily. Please, don't try to portray disorders and mental illnesses as being cute.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Either that or he stumbles into a girl IRL who finds it adorable, and for the first time doesn't make him feel judged. Having mild social anxiety myself, I find it easier to speak with people like that. They are often very receptive and have the patience needed to make speaking easier without overwhelming feelings of embarrassment. These types are honestly the only people that didn't make me feel walked all over. There are also plenty of online tips that can help if one can't afford professional help for being able to speak in public. Self confidence tips help, too. If you want to try.