stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anxious
United States
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
ish0rty
United States
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous wreck
United States
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
crap
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
tongue tied
Meadville, United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
Ins0mau 20
You're assuming OP is a guy and straight?
adrianh1090 12
There's a male voice????
MrsDruidess 23
did you get that one from The Big Bang Theory?
iLike2Teabag 27
Yea there is a male voice that you can switch to in settings. Not sure if it would help though
cantik20 5
Siri can be intimidating sometimes, because that bitch knows everything.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Worth a shot at least. Maybe start off with cleverbot and work your way up to talking to more human-like robot voices.
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
zahidnasir 22
siri-fied
Anthony_C805 1
Go to a bar and meet a girl!
Grauncho 27
He would stutter himself into another dimension.
onlychildFTW 34
It isn't as easy done when you're socially awkward/anxious.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It's funny how people without anxiety say "Oh, just try new things and meet new people!" It's not that easy for everyone, we're not all social butterflies.
TheCrispyCat 20
Introverts and Extroverts
girlrome 19
At least you're not romantically involved with her :D
Grauncho 27
Says who?
FMLkoala 28
I've proposed to siri several times
VampOfSavannah 31
You're fired.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Rajesh from the Big Bang Theory?
glabberfasted 16
Wasn't there an episode where he started dating Siri because she was so easy to talk to? I just watched it a few weeks ago.
davidpropert 32
Going off #30, OP i suggest alcohol, it works for Raj! And after all it is called 'liquid courage'
Madridsta1999 7
I thought of the same thing But at least Raj talks to Siri comfortably! Maybe its his booze talking.
dawood_k 27
I bet Siri is your only contact on your phone book
ThatFancyPenn 18
Oh don't worry. She only has all of your information and sends it to Apple so that they can send it to the government. Don't worry about it, she's got nothing!
myusername83 10
Now I'm scared to talk to Siri...
Grauncho 27
You're rehired.