stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anxious
United States
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
ish0rty
United States
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous wreck
United States
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
crap
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
tongue tied
Meadville, United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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FaygoAndMiracles 18
I think the right term would be socially anxious. Socially awkward would be more making weird jokes that nobody gets, overall just doing things that people find strange, but not harmful, but it does do a number on how many people interact with you, whether or not that actually bothers you. So, socially awkward is more just being weird. Socially anxious is being scared of social situations, or getting unreasonably anxious because of them. Anyways, whatever you meant, my social anxiety might not be as bad, but it's still pretty awful, and I sympathize with you! ;u;
merik225 14
I hate talking to Siri too. She can be such a snarky bitch.
Muttley9 13
Purely in your head my friend. Work on it; Siri is just software, it's akin to stuttering at your word processor when you write something on you computer. I hope you progress past this... the only way I did was to learn to talk to people. If all else fails get a job at a cash register so you have no choice but to talk to many people. Why? Because in the long run, there is no one to do this for you.
sarahfitz213 2
You need to watch "The King's Speech" if you haven't.
MrBoredomioo 18
This is a Sirious problem