dogless
Creepy
Today, at my surprise birthday party, my neighbor gave me a new dog collar. My dog was run over by him a week ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ShockBait
United States
Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML
Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
googly191
United States
Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML
The_Waffle
Cleveland, United States
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Meowit
Livonia, United States
Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML
Loveless
Canada
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
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sel3578898553255 7
cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.
Sarah Yamabo 15
That’s a dark sense of humor...
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sel3578898553255 7
cut a tree and let it fall ontop of his car, then buy him a car air freshener.
Sarah Yamabo 15
That’s a dark sense of humor...
thisisbutaname 38
Plot twist: the collar is actually for her. Now that's creepy
RichardPencil 32
Your neighbor really gets the concept of a surprise party. Weren't you surprised by the gift of a collar from the person who killed your dog? You couldn't possibly have expected it!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you also gifted a new dog? If not, your neighbor is either very forgetful, or very sick.
AdorableDoxie 12
Why in the world was that person invited?