Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
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Top comments
ThaReaper319 19
It sounds like your girlfriend didn't have any respect for you and chose a very poor excuse to opt. out. I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone better than that, I assure you!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Does she know you have a speech impediment? If it's an actual condition she should know about it. If she does know and still thinks this, sounds like she's trying to get rid of you, in which case you've dodged a bullet.
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Comments (11)
juggalo2 22
I notice you didn't say "I don't use drugs."
bloopaloop 27
I can’t understand this fml, it’s all slurred and makes no sense.
RichardPencil 32
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
therichguy 9
I don't think so buddy
ThaReaper319 19
It sounds like your girlfriend didn't have any respect for you and chose a very poor excuse to opt. out. I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone better than that, I assure you!
Chase Campbell 4
I’m gone una u
Chase Campbell 4
I’m gone u yum
Yummi_913 18
People generally don't stick around to settle down with drug addicts regardless of whether or not they have slurred speech... might wanna sober up if a long-term relationship is what you're after.
spinspinsugar 12
my husband has a speech impediment too that makes him slur his words. it comes out when he's tired, drunk, stoned. but your ex girl needs to understand that
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Does she know you have a speech impediment? If it's an actual condition she should know about it. If she does know and still thinks this, sounds like she's trying to get rid of you, in which case you've dodged a bullet.