stopstutteringforSiri
United States
Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
me
Richmond, United States
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Anxious
United States
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
JillianJuneBug
Elmira, United States
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
ish0rty
United States
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous wreck
United States
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
crap
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
KDM
Australia
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
tongue tied
Meadville, United States
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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Comments (78)
tomwantssnow 14
Maybe talking to Siri could be the first babystep you take towards being able to talk normally with others. At least she won't judge you
greeneyebeauty9 28
Sirius does judge you. She's actually quite the asshole.
SavannahSunshine 26
Them feels
buttcramp 21
practice makes perfect.
ChaoticDreamer21 12
Don't worry! You'll find someone that you feel completely at ease with and comfortable to talk to. A lot of people have trouble socializing. You could also try simply talking to people online at first and slowly make your way up from there.
kaitlynjane 28
That's actually a good idea! Or... It could end up being an awful idea, because so many people on the internet are asshats. They just have to be careful and need to remember not to take strangers comments too personally.
koolkool994 28
I'm the same, I used to get picked on about it...
Nohman 14
Acknowledgement is the first step towards improvement.
zaise_chsa 19
Sounds like a Siri-ous problem you got there mate.
gazettefan42 8
Neither can I :/
Girlie7 11
You can probably type it then...
Dinoporeon 9
Write down questions or statements on a piece of paper and practice them in the mirror. Then work your way to Siri, and later, hopefully, real people. You have to be comfortable with yourself before you are comfortable around others.