Today, I realized I'm so socially awkward that I can't even talk to Siri without stuttering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML
Introvert life
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that I can't even have a normal conversation with an AI. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
Nervous Nelly
Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML
Compassionate
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because apparently, I'm a drug addict who can't speak without slurring and stumbling with my words. I have a recurring speech impediments and the stammer is definitely real. FML
Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML
Today, I was talking to an attractive guy, but I was so nervous that I got tongue-tied and then blurted out, "Stupid autocorrect." FML
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Top comments
zgomon 10
Well she is rather intimidating.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Change it to the male voice to avoid further issues operating Siri.
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Comments (78)
yellowaholic 25
Well I guess you could practice talking to Siri before moving to a real person. I mean she can't really judge or reject you so really it's the perfect thing to practice talking to. (:
Wizardo 34
But you're taking a pay cut.
shaytards_fml 9
I'm giving you a raise
cheshireau 26
Even Raj cam talk to Siri.
shaytards_fml 9
Siri bites.
Robbieisadowg 16
I don't care what any of you say, he's fired.
semper_fi_celia 9
Aww this is actually sad :(
sayhey22 19
I think stutters are cute :)
littlekellilee 45
This is a very conflicting workplace.
photogodess 13
Honestly, try doing an online game such as world of Warcraft. Slowly start chatting with ppl in trade chat or in a guild and work up your confidence. After about 6-12 months you should be able to communicate with others in public, wish you the best of luck op
Aspireworks 12
Barrens chat is a great place to start. It'll do wonders for your confidence and you'll learn a lot about your mother's out-of-the-house activities