Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML
Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.
Eliiara 11
Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.
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Comments (103)
MDoremis 38
I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.
tantanpanda 26
I'd say take the divorce offer and leave him. Like ******* hell someone's going to spend my rent money and proceed to extort more.
Ilovelife93 9
I'm so sorry, OP!!!!!!! You deserve much better!!!!!!! Tell him to F off!
ImmortalSyn 17
Well he did want a divorce. Op could call it wish granted.
Eliiara 11
Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.
miriamfrank 22
He sounds like a real douche nozzle
anythingrandom 23
try to talk him down, if you think he is addicted to booze, get him to a rehab?
nooblper 21
Show him this FML, that should answer his question, with everything summed up.
tranced_ 45
I hope you don't have kids. . that'll just make me sad.
Emmaray 16
Yes! I was thinking the same thing. Really really hoping kids aren't in the picture.
cooltatgar 31
"You are not, you are the terrible, in denial guy"
MysteryGuest214 10
"Let me count the ways…"
sturschaedel 27
Which one of the steps was the one where you make amends to the people you hurt? That's propably when he's going to see the reason why. So sorry you have to go through that.