Jrex89
Washington, United States
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
wtf
Ramstein, Germany
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
ihateeverything
Granbury, United States
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Matteson, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
NewDadHurtBad
Quesnel, Canada
Dream baby dream
Today, for the third time in 3 months, my pregnant wife woke me up by slapping me because I cheated on her in her dreams. I would never cheat on my wife, and she blames it on "pregnancy brain." There's still 5 months to go. FML
randomguy
Saylorsburg, United States
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Username
United States
Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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ahabsfan 17
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
immunetoinsanity 23
But still, the man of her dreams.
logicnazi 18
Why would you cheat in her dreams OP? That's like the easiest way to get caught.
notzax 19
Tell her to get out and give you half her stuff because she divorced you in your dreams and that still counts. (Joking)
Calacor 17
sucky joke
DFMLharsh 20
The day she calls the cops on you because you 'tried to kill her' in her dreams is not far, my friend.
C_Celine_101 19
Sorry OP, talk to her in a bit and let her realise how ridiculous she sounds.
muarif 19
She loves you truly, man. She even thinks about you when she's asleep!
Emmamazing 26
She sounds a bit crazy
gte225 11
That seems to be an understatement
tintarroja 31
You need to behave... Even in her dreams...
Cads1 24
Hahahahaha. Happened to me too. Just laugh and move on.
cheeeksss 29
Move on from what? OP's girlfriend has the problem, not OP.
Cads1 24
He got kicked out of bed. Wether he knows it or not, he has the problem.
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, he has a problem: her!
SmittyJA24 26
My ex-wife did this same shit (along with a lot of other sewer rat crazy behavior); it's going to get worse, I guarantee it. Did I say "ex-wife"? Yeah. Move on, OP, move on. Bail now.
bass_ftp 12
Why do replies like these get downvoted? What's wrong with people here?
limabeans101029 21
Dreams can feel so real sometimes... quite often I'll have dreams where I'm in a car accident, or my boyfriend cheats on me, or my mother is angry with me, etc. and I wake up like "HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS RUINED"... annnnnd then I realise it was a dream and go back to sleep. Because I'm not crazy. It sounds like your girlfriend has some issues.
sorasaveshyrule 16
I once punched my boyfriend as I woke up from a dream about someone attacking me. He wasn't happy.
kmccain 27
I woke up mad at my boyfriend once because I dreamed he cheated.
Kikiers21042 18
Lol not to long ago I woke up as I slapped my bf on the chest xD he was confused all I said was that I was asleep when I started it and fell back asleep we laugh about it now
Ecudaniel 16
Do the same, see how she likes it... after that talk to her.
Miss_Whipped 43
As the old saying goes: two wrongs don't make a right.
Zebediabolical 45
But three lefts do.
Krypt1c 11
I agree #10.