Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt comfortable enough to finally call my stepmom "Mom." She politely asked me not to call her that. FML
Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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challan 19
Dude looks like a lady. *air guitar solo*
ashalayx 13
this time of year? every second of the year
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Comments (59)
BubbleGrunge 18
Perhaps it was a slip of the tongue OP. This time of year, people aren't paying attention to anyone but themselves really.
ashalayx 13
this time of year? every second of the year
jazzy_123 20
Speak for yourself. I got used to saying "y'all" at my job because I didn't want to make anyone upset or feel uncomfortable.
smokecloud_ 37
Yeah, thats a good habit. I waited on a party last night, and I had one that I just had no idea. I made it through the whole party until the very end and a 'sir' slipped out. "I'm not a sir but I've been called worse!" I felt horrible, but thankfully she was really nice about it.
brenton490 19
I remember when I was at work we had two cross dressing men come up to my register, and at the end I accidentally said "have a good day sir". *face palm*
infinitegrace 21
Oh my goodness.. I laughed at this so much! Sorry op!
jaycee1209 5
Don't worry about what people think OP. All that matters is how you feel about yourself.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Yeah! If you think you're a pretty girl then everyone else will too!
jaycee1209 5
No, basically OP doesn't have to prove anything to anyone. All that matters is how he thinks of himself.
thejewishfuhrer 17
I know...I just wanted to write a troll comment and slowly get buried ;(
jojimugo 20
True ...... But still ain't nobody wanna be called a lady
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Except maybe I dunno, a lady?
HKCgrimmjow 15
I want to be called a lady. Got a problem with that?
TallMist 32
Them be fightin' words.
TheCrispyCat 20
My neighbor still thinks I'm my mom whenever I answer the phone. We'll push through together.
whyisitme12 19
Yea, everyone thinks I'm a female when I answer the phone. Everyone male wasn't born with a God deep voice!!
tymarie2012 31
Anyone who calls my house and knows my mom thinks I'm her when I answer the phone. It's really awkward.
hope1103 20
My grandmother once called my house and I answered and she thought I was my father
clever_name_here 7
My grandma thinks im my sister. Keep in mind she's had 13 years to get used to me
jazzy_123 20
50, oh you're just a child. Of course your going to sound like a girl. Puberty will hit you eventually.
MasqueradePrince 25
Maybe you look feminine.
Dracoboxer357 36
Perhaps, but personally I'd still rather be a pretty man than a handsome woman....or an ugly man. ;)
greeneyebeauty9 28
Maybe it's time for OP to get a hair cut.
Lemurcat 12
Actually, considering that Pixie Cuts are a cute style (and are quite popular in my area), we can't assume that he has long hair and needs to cut it. He probably just has a feminine build.
maxhhh 18
Happens to the best of us, OP.
Enslaved 38
So I see you get your looks from your mom? Wait, what?
challan 19
Dude looks like a lady. *air guitar solo*
LizetteBerenice 22
Ouch!
ohnowhyme123 15
tables are turned eh?