Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Top comments
Steve95401 49
That must have been an atomic wedgie.
ActionFearo 39
Butt scratchaaa, get your butt scratcha!
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ermagherdaturdis 26
Your hand may be weak but your butt cheeks sound strong as hell. There's always a silver lining.
cakefete2 31
Buns of steel with a grip that doesn't quit.
llamarrama01 21
Next time just excuse yourself to a bathroom.
sarah5745 41
I'm not sure that being discreet will help with a torn muscle in your hand though
dariustanrw 7
now guys let's all take a moment to realize how god damned funny that was
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Do you even lift bruh? Lol but seriously, you should consider lifting some weights.
laden_swallow09 35
Or just focus on hand grips, for now. Either a regular ol' spring grip or a Grip Master to isolate individual fingers. Either way, OP certainly does need some radical physical training if s/he's hurting him- or herself THAT easily.
cakefete2 31
Just imagine the muscles waiting to be torn with more strenuous activities such as turning a door handle or pushing an elevator button.
sexual_girl 15
I'd hate to see what would happen if you tried to give a handjob...
vikky538 29
so this what the literal meaning of "I will tare your ass" ..
FaultInMyStars 11
It's tear* sorry I just had to.
paramor3 23
Hand - 0 Butt - 1
CaroAurelia 12
It's okay. I think I've done that, too.
crunchycheeto99 11
But did you fix it?
finisinvincible 8
Haha! Do you even lift bro?!