Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
Top comments
Steve95401 49
That must have been an atomic wedgie.
ActionFearo 39
Butt scratchaaa, get your butt scratcha!
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Comments (57)
Anthonymm2 20
I bet that really cramped your style.
ThunderRhino 12
Do you even lift
worldclassrager 41
Maybe get a stress ball to build muscle
AcieMcG 21
Don't feel bad I stabbed my finger on an ice cube the other week :(
thenamesjan 13
That must've gotten out of hand real quick.
Frenchtony 17
Wedgies are not the problem, underwear are, people of the earth rise up and say no to oppression ! For tomorrow the balls of mankind will roam free !!!
Frenchtony 17
Join the resistance #Freescrotum14
mykeenblade 7
I would just love to see balls roaming free...people would get out their binoculars to peer into the trees for a look when they come by...
davincidasecond 24
I don't think it has as much to do with strength as it does flexibility. I'm fairly strong, and even I've gotten a bad muscle cramp or torn a muscle doing even the most basic things, all because I wasn't flexible enough. Now it's not a problem, but definitely something you should look into, if it can help.
KataraSong 3
Sounds like you are dehydrated buddy. Drink some water, it'll take you far in life.
DestinyRose7 7
I've done that before lmao
muah97 12
time to start gyming