Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML
Today, I held the door with my back to greet everyone into a meeting. When I followed the last person in, my waistband managed to get looped on the door handle and shut behind me as I walked away, taking my body with it. I was leading the meeting, as the branch manager. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.
Welshite 40
Way to fly by the seat of your pants.
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Comments (42)
thenamesjan 13
Ouch. Are you ok?
laden_swallow09 35
Huh?
marcranger 29
Sounds like OP's fine, but I wonder how the chair's doing.
GirlGamer12345 22
Guys he put it on the wrong FML..
euphoricness 28
I'm sure the chair will be fine with all that Vitamin A(ss)!
Abbynyc 0
It was the general FML. And I'm a laydeeee.
marcranger 29
At least it'll be a memorable event! Congrats on leaving an impression on your coworkers, but sorry to hear about your pants.
sayyestothedress 24
Great first impression
thebigtwinkie 28
that must suck a special kind of suck. I bet it was embarrasing, was it?
Welshite 40
Way to fly by the seat of your pants.
Anae23 7
at least you made an impression
andiesaur 18
How does that even happen? That sounds so unlucky. Hopefully the guests had a good laugh!
tigerisabelle 31
yeah, why couldn't you just pull it out of where it was caught? or am I just missing something really obvious?
Iceberg86300 14
Crap like this happens. Once you're stuck it can become impossible to free yourself, or takes too much time, Sounds like he didn't have the time. Then you have the person that should easily be able to get you free with no destruction, but just doesn't have the brain power, or both party's involved just say F it, cut me out.
kitten1800 18
why didn't you take the belt off then put it back on when you were free from the chair??
sweetbliss3 37
belt loop, not belt.
kitten1800 18
Yeah, I re-read and realized my mistake just after the edit time went out v.v
sydneysays 15
That just sucks..
greencurtains74 11
reminds me of when you run through the house and get your pinky toe caught on the corner of some furniture! ouch!
princesspeachxox 18
Am I missing something or is this just a really bad comparison?
laden_swallow09 35
How does clothes catching on things have anything to do with intelligence? Sounds like you're the brickmason, here.