Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
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elchapin562 0
i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
sublime93 0
That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
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Comments (63)
GGnoRe 0
That's disgusting D;
sublime93 0
That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"
AnaMaree 0
THIRD
Stupidpoorpeople 0
I agree with #16, i thought these "Im fat.FML, even though i can do something about it." were extinct.
Paradox621 0
YDI for eating all of those cheeseburgers
pchands00 0
you really realiSed that? Learn to spell... "realized" YDI
stillfreakingout 0
Realised is actually more correct than your spelling of it with a Z; it is as the English say it is because it's the English language, not the American language.
PostBlue 0
Hey, my nuts just dropped!
theta_fml 0
I feel like it's the responsibility of every FML member to give comments like this negative ratings.
PostBlue 0
idc
beany212 0
Awww. How you feel better.
iljajlm 4
You should probably take care of yourself more there buddy...
glassisass 0
YDI for being a fat bitch
kristenlee 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FYL if youre a guy, YDI if youre a girl
XxKate1294xX 0
Why? Its actually EASIER for men to lose weight.
wut_fml 0
Gotta love those double standards.
abbymybowl 0
wow.. theres so many things wrong with what you just said.
generalsmith2 0
i don't even know what she is talking about, she looks chubby in her pic
rzbt21 0
your pic isn't helping you, fatty
imHighoffLife 0
Your a bitch ...
klove22 7
Wow really? Bitch!
elchapin562 0
i don't get it, why would fat be painful?
triplethreat13 0
it's better than a hernia
MrJentipede 2
it's not as though you could see a hernia in the mirror, this fml is stupid
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, you usually can see hernias in the mirror or just by looking... I guess if it was really mild, you might not. But you usually can.
shaBAMalex 0
I had a hernia, and it was pretty visible in the mirror. I wouldn't confuse it with flab though...
screwtaylor 0
The OP probably had a pen stuck in her rolls. Maybe that's why it was so painful..
Intoxicunt 6
Hernias don't get that big. I would be in pain if I had to carry all the extra weight around too. :]