Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Archeology
Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
Bad news
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
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ChrisLTC 3
And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?
TheMasticater 9
Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!
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Comments (156)
thewife5 19
how sad.. that would be disturbing, and now you have to move the swing set, RIP
awesomenessXD 3
WTF why in the world would you do that? there are things called pet cemeteries or they could have cremated him/her
Bobby64 29
Maybe the OP wanted to bury the dog under the swing set because he liked the idea of his kids playing right over the corpse of their dead friend. I mean, who wouldn't?
J_Shorty_17 6
in a lot of states it is actually illegal to bury a pet in the backyard.. you might wanna check your state laws lol. Very bad idea burying your dog in your yard though, i'm curious as to why you would let your sons bury holes too, or you didn't bury the dog deep enough... YDI
nubx 0
How could you be so ignorant?
WadeG7 0
Wow why would you bury near a place where your kids play at?
Ugi 27
It must be annoying for them when the swing keeps banging against the headstone!
loserman67 36
So you thought it would be a good idea to bury their beloved pet under the swing set??? Where are you going to have Grandmom buried when she passes? In the sandbox???
xXSKYLARXx 0
Where was the sandbox in this situation?
Redhellmice01 0
I'm actually wondering how deep did you bury Fido? You know you are meant to dig deep, right? Not just cover him up? Probably part of the reason councils around here won't allow you to bury animals in town...
JayBay97 0
how was that ever a good idea?? dumass
skylerXx 6
dumbass*