Today, my twit of a husband admitted to falling for an internet scam involving a dead foreign politician, the promise of a share in millions of dollars currently stuck in a bank, and him having wired a large amount of our money to "bribe an official". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my husband had to admit that he lost 5000$ on a cryptocurrency scam that some asshole Twitch streamer convinced him to invest in via Twitter. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is an undercover crypto/NFT dipshit. I found this out when I looked at our joint account to find he had transferred a hell of a lot of actual money to some sort of BTC account with a dumb name. He now claims it's "the future", and I just "don't understand." FML
Today, my husband is convinced that he inherited a house in Florida and wants us to move there. I cannot convince him that it's clearly an internet scam. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Bijaglo 3
Those Nigerian prince!!
coltsrock37 15
And you married this buffoon
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Comments (116)
Pokeemon 3
Haha
RouletteRed 6
You ma'am married a genius in the making xD. Like reall? "Send money to bribe some guy somewhere to free some guy we don't know for money we don't know even exists." People baffle me sometimes lol.
dolphincheddar 10
Is he missing a brain? I can't think of any way that could make him retarded enough to actually do that
eminemchick 19
at least it wasnt a nigerian princess.:)
sarabraun8 7
Where would you even find such a dumb scam on the Internet let alone believe it, too? stupidity.
kyarush 10
My favorite is "a billionaire died and there was nobody to claim his fortune and if you wire a bank fee of 5,000 you can claim the money" I love playing along and wasting the scammers resources then telling him to get bent after a week of making him look stupid
penelopecruise 2
This is such a great ridiculous combination of things. Altogether making the best, and dumbest, Internet scam ever haha
CookiesNOJ 0
I get that kinda e-mail all the time.. it's not always the same sender or scenerio but more times than not they're hiding out and asking for money to get off a remote island and battle an army lol
Jimster1712 0
That internet scam somehow involved a corrupted file.
Ionodemon1995 0
35- why do you waist time reading spam mail?
babynurse11 0
let me give your husband my bank account number!!
KaintukeeBob 13
Really fun to play along with these guys and make them suffer - see more at 419eater.com
aFatFuck 0
was it the same Nigerian guy that seems to always to be scamming people
codgod93 0
let your husband know I can fix his problem if he wires me $5000.
mustardhippo 4
So her husband is a pregnant fish. Cool
gruvychild 17
Ha! Wow, you actually got one that spoke good English!
MerrikBarbarian 9
are you kidding? some spam is awesome. I save the funniest ones, either for fails or uniqueness.
ButteredMuffin 3
I always get those kinds of emails. Lol, but yea they are funny to read. Why would someone want me to get $500 million dollars without them knowing me?
TripleD76 1
Who actually says "twit"? That's the dumbest word ever
iPoopMusic 0
Sounds legit to me.
mastersmurf 13
-> #16, couldn't have said it better myself.
donttreadonme1 0
that's a scam $&@!
schmelia 10
That's nuts.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Nuh uh! That's how I made my fortune! Just keep sending them money op, you'll be rich in no time! :D
juicedboi 7
It was from Nigeria wasn't it... those damn nigerians just giving away millions!
TeeHee124 0
FIRST... omg hehe anyway fyl
absolutegrrr 7
not only a stupid comment but a fail also, congrats.
FFPulley 9
THIRD!!! sorry. you were a little late on the draw there. but you get an "A" for effort.
CronosDage 0
THIRD!!! reply to this comment. durrrhurrr No one scares or cares.
Bijaglo 3
Those Nigerian prince!!
Nicnats 3
was him name "Prince Lanre"?
sxe_beast 11
Does your husband live under a rock? Do you shelter him too much?
coltsrock37 15
And you married this buffoon
SmittyJA24 26
That was my first thought: OP had to know he was a ******* idiot before marrying him. So, how do we determine who's the bigger idiot?
ScuseMePrincess 2
Women go for idiots to make themselves feel smarter. Our world is wrong in so many ways.
koolkat27 13
#58 you're a moron.
FMLephant 2
If it's on the internet it must be true, right?
_Number9 5
Was that sarcasm? Are you saying those pills won't make me grow bigger...
jren207 24
Totally. I can prove it. All you need to do is give me your credit card details!11!one!1
example947 0
the Arab wife is also on the way.
mom2pen 4
Give him my name, I just have thousands he can help me retrieve. Or just send it directly to me.
CookiesNOJ 0
You'd have better luck talking to the husband; he's the town genius here.
51081998 0
your fault you married him