Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
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gabbielove 0
How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!
chippa 24
...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O
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gabbielove 0
How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!
super3286 14
I'm guessing 8
nateb1tch 1
raining so hard they came to the top is beleivable....but in cali?
cydnee 0
I LIVE in California, there hasn't been any heavy rain, at all. at least anywhere I'm aware of XD
srunano 4
what does your dog seeing the skeletons of other dead animals going to do??? its not like your dog is going to think you are an animal serial killer....hmmm or are you???
Lorysa 11
Well, he might go after the bones... o.o Eek. I'm so glad none of our pet graves have resurfaced, it'd make me pretty sad.
pandapoopDX 0
rain in californa? LIES!
emmmmmma_fml 0
hahahahahahah this made me laugh sooo much!! sucks for you hahahahahaha
iRawrrrx33 0
20 - dogs eat bones. she didn't want her dog eating the bones! -- but don't animals bones decompose over time? or decay something like that.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
19: California is huge and has an unusually wide variety of climates. This is still quite believeable.
srunano 4
27 you are right how could i forget that lol....but maybe animal bones are the same as the bones of other species in which they take a long time to decay in preserved conditions...
ladiesman14 0
are you stephen kings wife ? Pet Sematary 1 & 2 gave me the creeps. my fav part in 2 was when the cop picked up the motorcyle and started reving the wheel near the bully kids face. he says "IM JUST FU*KING WITH YA"
iRawrrrx33 0
ohhh that would make sense haha
doorfloor 0
OMFG animal ZOMBIES!!!!!
koribis 0
Hahaha, 20, you made me laugh
makemeasandwich 0
wait.. do you still live with your parents or did you move out and took all of the bodies with you? o.o
zerobahamut03 2
zombieeeeees!
Master__Chief 0
ZOMBIES! HURRY WE MUST PLANT! ILL CALL CRAZY DAVE, YOU GUYS START PLANTING PEA SHOOTERS
Bloonbloon 0
Lol #63, don't forget those Cheery Bombs XD
travisrocker 0
hahaha best game Eva!!!! I like the "squash"
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
lol that game got me thru computer apps. plants vs zombies FTW!!
atomicwedgie4u 0
I'd like to know how many pets you've killed & should your dog be scared.
astarwarsfan 0
next time, bury the bodies 6 feet under
sicpupyz122 0
well 20 first when you bury something it takes a while for the flesh and organs and EVERYTHING but the bones to decompose. it takes a long time for the bones to decompose. LONG.
swimmerstud 7
U kid is an ANIMAL KILLER!!! quick dog escape while you can!!!!
MxMayhem 0
there's a simpler explanation than rain in Cali... Zombies. It begins with Animals...
possumisawesome 0
I'm pretty sure the OP wants to clean up the bones before their dog decides to chew on one
number0 8
YDI for letting mother nature rain on you. She's just a woman. YDI for being a woman
jake927 0
haha how deep did he dig those holes? haha. doesn't rain that hard in Cali except the sierras but that's mostly snow
Izzy_babii 0
Lol If that happend to me,there would be ALOT of skeletons. I've had atleast 50 pets since I was little and we buried them all in a little pet cemetery lol. So OP didn't necessarily have all those pets at one time.
th3b0ss 0
that's disgusting
Despina 0
19 you do realize that just because it wasn't raining where you live that it means it wasn't raining in the entire state of California? California has lots of different weather and climates. in fact it rains a fair amount in northern California close to the Oregon border
ryanriola 0
California suck ass
abalgatti 0
thats why you bury them in the pet semetery so you can keep them forever!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Actually, in the Pet Semetary, they keep YOU forever. :o
rileykins 0
*cemetery. :]
nebula748 14
*sematary. that's how it's spelled in the movie title
Zebidee 9
...but it's spelled the same way in the book title as it is in the movie...
Spastastic 6
An AWESOME book first.
rebbee 0
It is spelt 'pedantic' :-)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol, SUCCESS! I totally predicted this chain of replies, including pendatik and Spas's involvement. :D
kool_me 0
52- could u atleast buy a shirt that's meant to show ur belly!
Jessi2487 0
if i were ur dog i would run away quick
eggjuggler 0
Poor dog is gonna be traumatized if he sees this...
chippa 24
...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
eff u anti flood :/
SirWhatsHisFace 0
"Lucky just got hit by a car!" "What?!" "Juuuust kidding. He got hit by a bus. Go scrape him up!"
Jca56 3
omg wow lol
mrbodo 3
I feel worse for your grammar skills than I do for the dog.
meganpineapple 0
get to it bitch!
henry3825 0
"You'll" dog.