Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
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genericnickname 0
She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.
jim_witness 0
You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!
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genericnickname 0
She should just tell the guy to pull out so you can have a damn sandwich.
pimrol 16
pull out and eat out!
jim_witness 0
You can buy condoms with 2 euros?? Where??!!
lukehappygilmore 4
she prob just didn't have enough and that made it the right amount
ChubiAlina 6
Obviously some where in Europe..
KK3137 31
The comment was posted from Malta, so presumably there. And I know that in the Czech Republic the cheapest, ones that aren't completely terrible quality go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of about 1.2 euros. Most simple (meaning not flavored) packs cost less than 2 euros..
heatherrr17 19
#5 lol maybe she was just a couple short
Tall_Kid 0
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that sucks though. sorry dude
KK3137 31
In the Czech Republic the cheapest, yet not absolutely terrible quality ones go for about 30Kč (crowns), which is the equivalent of just over 1 euro. Most simple acks cost less than 2 euros..
KK3137 31
*packs, and sorry, that was meant for the comment above me. But since I'm already replying to #29: Oh, the joy of laughing at other peoples' misery.. Schadenfreude at its finest ;)
AreYouSure_fml 0
Haha I can get condoms for free here.
Whiz_boy 0
You should steal some of her condoms and barter them for food.
MukyDaCookie 0
Time to ask for an allowance
foxyouupp 0
no baby > no lunch
pinkster2014 25
There's always abstinence! It's 100% effective. This way he'd get his lunch and she won't get pregnant xD It's called sacrifice. Plus, she shouldn't have stolen the money in the 1st place.
KingdomOfAnarchy 14
oh my god, that sucks so bad....its just NOT nice to know when your mother is getting laid but coudent you just bring food from home?
forBianca 0
Stab all the pins with cross shaped pins and leave a note saying how you love her.
Nacirema20 0
haha... that sux... FYL. :-/