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Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my kids got me a dog to replace the dog who died last year. I don’t like dogs, our old dog was my deceased wife’s dog, and I never liked it. I cared for the dog until it died of old age and fully intended to never get another one. Now I have a hyperactive puppy destroying my house. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
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bloopaloop 27
Oh boy. Poor puppy and I’m sorry that’s gonna suck.
theyellowgoose 3
puppies can die of multiple things. parvo, for example, might look like just new home nervous poo... but can kill in just a couple of days.
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bloopaloop 27
Oh boy. Poor puppy and I’m sorry that’s gonna suck.
RichardPencil 32
Dead puppies aren't much fun. Where did you get it? I once took in a puppy my neighbors found in a parking lot. It developed distemper in a few days and had to be put down.
jobekka 20
distemper?
RichardPencil 32
Yes, it's a deadly dog disease.
raven_of_azarath 35
So deadly, there’s a mandatory vaccine for it. But depending on the age of a stray, it may be too late.
s_ve 7
Maybe you should just take better care of the animals. Or not get any at all. I love how people think puppy’s are just toys. Let me guess, it ate something it shouldn’t of.
theyellowgoose 3
puppies can die of multiple things. parvo, for example, might look like just new home nervous poo... but can kill in just a couple of days.
John Nemeth 14
I’m really sorry for your loss :( It’s none of our business but any info on how the poor pup passed?
diraven 15
That's ok, kids get tired of new puppies after a couple weeks anyway