Bobsaget00
United States
Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Username
United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Archeology
Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
L.Lime05
United States
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
RIPJarJar
Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML
Anonymous
Bad news
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
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ChrisLTC 3
And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?
TheMasticater 9
Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!
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Comments (156)
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Well at least you didn't put it in a cardboard box in the attic like my mom
jbong 0
Lol this is worse
Squirrelx 5
F the kids' lives, not yours.
CookiesNOJ 0
The mom is living vicariously through the kids' grief.. you should let her have her moment.
perdix 31
You should have skinned it and made a vest out of it's pelt, then ground up the rest for hamburgers. Jeesh! That would have been the humane thing to do.
ab529 0
Creep
RebekahBrooke 9
as funny as you are, that crossed the line right there. :/
NecroParade 3
It's hilarious how easily offended people are.
maffy4ever 8
Oh, perdix..
R4BB1T 0
fyl
Mistery510 6
stupid idiot
christian50 0
Pet Cemetery!!!!!
geekometer96 0
Sematary, remember that the kids spelled it
CurlyChica808 4
your picture makes me want to do what the girl in your picture is doing.
ambeeelove 0
Awe poor Doggy! :((
stacianichole 2
put some pants on, for the love of god
maffy4ever 8
The dog will always be with them... When they're on the swingset.
MikeMorin18 4
Which came first, the swingset or deceased fluffy?