Username
United States
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Poor good boy
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Anonymous
Provo, United States
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
jf29
United States
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
catstew
United States
Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
psd60
San Antonio, United States
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
L.Lime05
United States
Creepy backyard
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Anonymous
Traumatic
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Noah
France
RIP big dog
Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML
Top comments
NeverShoutDana 13
Aww :(
yummycupkake 0
this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (234)
NeverShoutDana 13
Aww :(
Ryan0510 0
Bury them together, :)
coffeygirl12 14
aw :( thats horiblee.
heyy17 10
you should not have animals...
GloriousWhorious 6
Don't go any further; you might find your long-lost pet hamster.
FacePalm69 0
Wow 16, I had a dog die if natural causes and does that me I should not have pets?
wintamint101 7
that's disgusting
shootintacos 0
hooah boners
jkrist 7
that's how we did it back in 'nam
IIIiIII16 0
nothing like some black lab on the grill.
XxAndyasphixiate 1
Dude STFU. You obviously don't know what care or love is. Pretty sure you never get any either. You're a disgusting piece of crap. This is OP's feelings we're talking about here.
DocBastard 40
Andy, try taking the stick out of your ass before commenting. It's a joke and nothing more, even if you don't find it funny. Being irreverent is part of the comment section. If you can't take the heat, get out of the sweatbox.
IronMaiden45 0
who's all up for becoming cannibals so we could BBQ ever1luvsboners instead?
MerrikBarbarian 9
can I keep the bones after? if so I'm all for it! I'd love a human in my collection! ;p
Siji 0
Don't wish the garden was "Full of life" either. As far you know, that garden is on top of a pet cemetery. O_o (there was a television reference here)
Dirgel 4
There's a good pussy... cat joke here somewhere I just couldn't make it fit.
heyy17 10
oh sorry I ment it as you already lost 2, it would kinda be sad to have the possiblity of losing more.
elmorous 0
your pussy was all dirty
tellithowitis 13
at least it didn't end with "I managed to dig up my cat that they said ran away when I was younger." FML
garrettsgirl 0
do you kill every animal you get?
yummycupkake 0
this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P
IndiRae 9
63, every pet I get dies. Animals die, just like humans. Unless you have some elixir of life that you feed your pets, then yours will die too. It doesn't make one a bad pet owner if a pet dies, it just means it was their pets time.
FurryPride 9
My cat got eaten by coyotes I only found her collar with blood on it. I don't want to hear anything about your dead animals.
IndiRae 9
I used the word 'pet' so much in that paragraph that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore. pet pet pet...
IndiRae 9
Oh so OP can't mourn over a lost pet because your pets death was more violent? That seems logical.
Quall1357 0
your an asshole.
IndiRae 9
98- who?
partyfool2011 4
he doesn't know
ChickenInMyKitch 4
hahaha ohhhh #42
an9876 0
I'm sorry but u have THEE cutest profile picture ever!!!!! lol =)
cmfh88 0
omg I hate people who have to make a pussy joke any time anyone mentions a cat, it's not funny at all, it's kinda lame
Tessa39 0
141- stop being a pussy.. it's funny hahaha
whybother8 0
people have no hearts :(
some_shit 0
multiple pet deaths is not a good sign
garrettsgirl 0
81 I'm not saying OP is a bad owner I'm just saying their dig died and ironically while burying the dog they found another pet, saying does ur animals you get all die? and yes I understand all things die but irony seemed to be played in thus comment.
ShyAnn29 15
I've had lots of animals that when they died we bury them in the backyard, that would be so disturbing to dig up a pet that was buried!
monkeebalz 0
keep digging and you will find more dead pets and eventually fossilized dinosaurs
gandhislayer 6
well thats a shitty situation!
IndiRae 9
169- look up irony in the dictionary and try again.
je_tdwp 4
Lets face it OP, life just hates you
je_tdwp 4
You know I'm not going to be a Boners hater because I love the dudes comments (usually). But.. That's just not right man
gwar 0
If you only found its collar how the hell do you know it was eaten by coyotes?
adam797 0
eventually, thats how it works
ryry98 7
Sucks.to.suck!:(
kalabunga 0
that's sad
BigHoshJosh 0
atleast they can rest in peace together. just like old times
docscientist 10
Sounds like a grave situation.
EatnBeef 7
zombie cat vs zombie dog. probably not a good idea to bury them in the same yard haha
enonymous 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did you find Grandma yet?
lidemocr 0
haha
Truth_Nazi 0
That's actually pretty funny, I like the darker kind of humor.
visage 0
I admit.... I giggled! Thumbs up from me!
visage 0
I admit.... I giggled! Thumbs up from me!
Mrrevorp 0
lmao! tragic humor haha great stuff
BigHoshJosh 0
I wanna laugh but I'm afraid I'll go to hell if I do so.... shame on you..... I can't help myself hahahaha
katieklein 0
she probley found grandpa!
zachattack112492 4
normally this comment would be over 100 thumbs down, but for some reason... it's just... soo... WINNING
ElainaCutsYou 0
you are a great man. simple as that.
bailey80 3
Haha that's funny, what about grandpa?
Cryingraven 1
muahahahaha was the 200 like :p
noelykins1 19
Was the killer of even numbers and was tge 201st liker
ospeltz 0
your a dick
samilyjo101908 0
dude, grow the **** up..
HunterTehBest 0
you ruined the joke... thanks asshole
ashlyn88 0
lololol !!
uFayel 6
And I favourite this fml for this comment.
sassypants9497 0
poor cat
atsirk 0
poor cat? its dead. poor OP having to be reminded of it
ILove2Lol 0
they made YOU bury the dog?? awww):
eog314 0
I want to say something witty but this story is too sad. sorry op :(
rattusrattus 19
Agreed. Hugs for the OP. Losing a beloved family member, even of the nonhuman variety, hurts a lot. Being reminded of the old hurt whilst feeling grief for another pet must be even worse.
Zebidee 9
That's why they invented headstones.
jake3292 5
well maybe they didn't want a mini grave yard in there backyard in case they would sell the house
ugliness 6
I think headstones are expensive, if I had a chance to bury my pets I would get some tho :) I love my pets enough to give them a funeral but my mum always wants to cremate them D:
catatonicsleep 17
*pet semetary (was a book first) maybe the cat will come back to life... Just hope she doesn't try it with her little brother next...
catatonicsleep 17
you can have a funeral for cremated pets...
lmfaoooooooooo 4
yes cause everyone wants to have random stones that say who died and where there buried in their backyard
JustKeepOnHatin 7
If I had a headstone 4 every dead animal buried in my back yard it would b insanely cramped, chickens, cats, dogs, fish, turtles, hamsters :o and who gets pet headstones anyways?? weird..
AcidRaen 4
it doesnt have to be big like one you find in a cemetary. they could've decorated a big rock and placed it where the cat was so they knew where it was so this could have been avoided. sorry OP ): losing a pet is always hard. i miss my first dog and its been at least 7 years since she passed ):
lendalynn 5
oh that's rough
carameldrizzle 0
kitty. :( sorry op
Angel_Vice 0
My worst nightmare. ):
amrik 11
poor puppy :(
Jacobt24 19
Your comment goes with your pic sort of