Today, my wife said that her cup of coffee was the best part of her week. We celebrated our nineteenth anniversary this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, on our twelfth wedding anniversary, my wife fell asleep at a fine dining restaurant table within seconds of asking me about my exciting job interview. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Today, I gave my wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
What brand of coffee, may I ask?
core01 30
i just read an fml about how a man's pregnant wife was making HIS dinner and threw up and now he's disgusted. "the relationship got stale" is man code for "she realized how shitty i am"
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Lost Reggie 22
What brand of coffee, may I ask?
core01 30
or in man talk, you had her do all the domestic work on top of her full time job, while she planned your anniversary celebration. and you golfed and watched the superbowl
poopface82 25
Entirely possible. Also possible the relationship has just gotten stale and neither of them made much of an effort.
core01 30
i just read an fml about how a man's pregnant wife was making HIS dinner and threw up and now he's disgusted. "the relationship got stale" is man code for "she realized how shitty i am"