Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML
Today, I spent the afternoon painting my bedroom and was really pleased with how it turned out. When I moved the furniture back, I noticed a large patch behind the wardrobe I'd missed. The paint shop had closed, and I had no idea which shade I'd used. FML
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
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Top comments
unrose 1
at least cats have cute paws.
sex_and_drugs 11
ha win
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Comments (156)
sex_and_drugs 11
ha win
thatguy888 0
ydi for having a cat
Idonebeenhad 17
I love you, you love me, lets get together and....aw **** it
AZUMIKKEL 3
#19 you forgot to mention 'ydi for breathing'
ironmanftw 0
#25 = Win
flockz 20
hey it would of been way cooler if the paw prints were blue then it would look like blues clues visited lol
imacreeper 3
31, before you had a picture of a dog that looked like he was fascinated with something. Why'd you change it? it went so well with your comment :(
flockz 20
haha just cuz u said that 44 i'll change it back :D
Veraymix 6
Actually...that's not a bad idea. How cute.
Iamnotmyself 17
Poor number one, she was probably imagining getting high of those fumes. FYL's
brt3420 13
proof that cats are ******* useless.
lindseyluvszac 4
OP you gotta keep a close eye on those cats, they're like ninjas.
ThanksKarma 0
Now you don't have to hire a decorator. Be nice you may get a bill.
Randuhh_17 4
Too bad it wasn't a pig... Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does... cat doesn't fit well...
fadingfaith 4
Try kitty cat. :)
monzach 5
this would make a great lolcat
HSOMGF 5
And you washed the cat's feet, eventually, right? YTDI for not securing the room.
jonan1212 5
Just sht up I hate people Like you who say ydi when she had no clue te cat was coming! an if she "secured" the room THE FUMES would make them pass out
JokinglySerious 0
43 has a valid point
McAninch35 9
Secured the room? I'm pretty sure it's painting, not a tactical maneuver.
adropofpeace 8
^ that made me laugh. that being said, cats are ninjas, you could secure the entire room and they'd still find a way to enter, destroy everything, and then leave without notice. unless they WANTED you to notice.
noelykins1 19
... what fumes?
Just_Peed 0
paint fumes are toxic. that's why spray cans and buckets say "illegal to inhale contents and warning: always keep area well ventilated when in use"
surfhawaii 0
why are you painting your room purple in the first place? purple sucks.
WHOWASTHEPHONE 10
It was OP's daughter's room
rocketeer_97 1
That's kind of cool to have purple paw prints everywhere. But seriously OP, you should make sure the paint was out of reach.
volley4eva1698 0
it adds character to the house:)
AmandaLouise 0
or closed the door lol
OceanBreathesSal 5
wow painting in an enclosed area. yeah that sounds just about right. when you do it, let me know how it goes!
sephoraprincess 7
ikr? op could turn the house all artistic and abstract!
johnnythreetears 2
at least OP will be able to follow the prints to find that dumb cat
thefmlman2011 37
at least it's not blood from when your cat steps on a broken wine glass.
unrose 1
at least cats have cute paws.
MrSexyPants 14
Yeah you could have had a pet camel or chicken.
sieera00 8
true!! :D
volley4eva1698 0
I think choickenz feets and camelz feet are adorbbsss
Ranimal 12
#42. Really? Cmon, really?
RUSH777 0
HAHAHAHA Camel prints...
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
just lie and say you decorated the house with a kitty foot print
daisyloo 7
That's what I would do. Hahah!
Iamnotmyself 17
Unless the cat was able to walk on walls, I highly doubt any person with the IQ higher than a dog would understand it was the cat. I specifically said dog because they don't like kitties.
ShyAnn29 15
61 that made me laugh!! lol!!!
Iamnotmyself 17
I cannot tell if that is sarcasm or not, either way good for you! Your giving yourself pointless entertainment from a fat idiot sitting at his computer typing stuff. More specifically me and George Bush.
NecroParade 3
Hmmm... This could be a cool theme for the rest of the house.
YacL 15
The cat just wanted to help. Now we wait for all those pussy jokes, it's only a matter of time.
unvmesucka 0
I love purple pawed pussy!
OhzTP 7
Purple pawed beats blue waffle...
Jojo08_fml 0
heck yeah!
Ranimal 12
Well if pussy jokes weren't on anybody's mind, now they are thanks to you.
hasd96 1
That sucks but don't worry little kids will love your house XD
unvmesucka 0
That sucks, I would definately take my fist to that purple pussy.
zozohearts 0
Eww you reminded me of blue waffle. D: