Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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Comments (252)
LOVELIVELAUG 4
number 1 isnt the op :)
missdodd 6
You should have gone Commando!
kikks_xx 10
How can a girl's pair of panties feel more comfortable on your junk than a dirty pair of boxers or nothing at all? Do you have an extremely small girly ass? Or does your wife have a massive ass? Cos my boyfriend would never fit into one of mine, even if you chopped his bits off.
mattorama 15
Well, the original poster IS from the Midwestern US...
bubble_burst 16
my thoughts exactly!
knotcool 15
What? I've never heard that stereotype before?
dermor 3
I'd have just gone commando or thrown on a pair of shorts, I can't think of a good reason to wear the wife's panties unless it's kinda your thing.
missdodd 6
agreed!
SuperSofie 23
Hmmm... Most likely also a FYL for fitting in your wife's panties...
theboy13 13
While on the radio, the Thong Song was playing...
titibug823 11
you could, you know, go commando, or here's a revolutionary idea... do a load of laundry!
AngrySailor 17
During a fall party at a friends cottage a bunch of the guys (drunkenly) thought it would be funny to take a pic of them sporting their girlfriends bikinis. They were not ******** friendly... You must enjoy wearing them OP. I can't see how but whatever floats your boat...
Bex628 20
Should've gone commando.