Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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Comments (252)
natheitz 23
Dude, just do some laundry
kezziemonster 2
No worries, you can turn this into a John Tucker Must Die kind of thong. Make it cool because it makes you feel like your friend is sleeping in a silk hammock.
realtingdis 12
I can imagine the deliberation before deciding to go through with it.
dreamweeper370 10
I can't. I would throw on my swim trunks first. Or wear them inside out if I had to.
BobbieH 19
You wear your wife's panties because you ran out of boxers? I'm thinking you just got caught wearing your wife's panties - because its your fetish. Nice try with the excuse!
tararochelle 18
I have a hard time believing that you did this only because all of your boxers were dirty. Most people would go without... Or wash some. I can't imagine my bf putting mine on even as a joke, or being remotely comfortable in them. You have some extra parts that just wouldn't fit lol.
swampbaby985 30
I'm sorry but YDI....do you laundry.
skittycat213 19
Uhm... Happy birthday?
Lost_Ghost 8
Freeballin is always an appropriate option in such situations.
rockaroths 15
I would of rather of just gone commando...
buckdharma 38
How did you explain your tan lines?