Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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_Noon_ 0
That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?
blastvortex 4
Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.
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john_bell 0
Idiot
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NinjaOverlord27 0
You wouldn't happen to be named Stan Marsh and the girls name was Wendy Testaburger?
Pandasaur 0
FHL if her parents named her Stan.
lenasaur 0
wrong FML, youre looking for this one: http://www.fmylife.com/work/5122980
_Noon_ 0
That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?
americayay 0
Agreed. My husband has accidently hurt me half a dozen times because he's just a terrible klutz. There has to be more to why she broke up with him.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for stealing Clay Aiken's move.
phantomofmusic 0
I don't think the girlfriend wanted to dance.
blastvortex 4
Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.
shamille 5
i agree. what an overreaction. unless she has brain hemorrhaging or something
LevyLove 17
I totally agree. What a drama queen.
lolwatlol 0
If it was JUST the accident, ok you would have a point, BUT being a retard + accident while being a retard its a whole new deal.
sillyteengirl 0
oh yea i mean i would get a little ticked but to break up with someone just caz of that she must have like bleeding in her head or something....it was a cute idea tho just didnt go thro very well =/
UnluckyDom 0
poster is a girl. lesbian relationship much?
chelzy 0
u got a problem with that 106??? I'll kick ur ass. then, if u get up, my girlfiend will kick your ass. lesbians are ftw!!!
babe7260 30
For sure!!!! It's like breaking up with someone for accidentally stepping on your toes!!!! Don't understand some people AT ALL!!!! Did she not give you ANY brownie points for dancing with her in the rain.... I sure would've!!!!
your_mother 0
FAIL BOAT
ashlinmarie 0
fail boat????
mackischillin 5
I'm sorry but posting pointless comments shoes your lack of maturity.
kissmyAzz 0
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Journiexo 18
Woooooo, I don't give a ****
youthink_fml 0
Were you swinging her by her feet?
100lol 0
LMAO!
myhairynutsack 0
sounds like she was looking for a reason to break up with you.
moony13_fml 0
I'll go out with you! You sound great!
steffreestar 0
What a dumb bitch. Just for that? You can run me into lamp post's as much as you want. LMFA0
bsorrenti 0
YDI for being stupid