Today, I realized that I'm a better human being when drunk or high, because at least then I don't seem like a wind-up toy about to snap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
Today, my alcoholic friend, who is now sober, told me I was a lot more fun when he was drinking. FML
Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML
Today, I realized I’m so often high that being sober no longer feels "normal" to me. I don’t know any other way to cope with my emotions. FML
Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML
Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, I wasn’t hungover at work for a change, after quitting heavy drinking of 10+ years. My boss accused me of being “high as a kite on drugs”, because I was “suspiciously chirpy.” FML
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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Chazzster 32
You might want to talk to a counselor or psychologist - That could be depression.
Anderling 33
Or anxiety or anger issues, depending on what/why OP meant by “snap”. 100% agreed on therapy though.
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poopface82 25
Since the dawn of agriculture, people have used substances to alter their reality. I think you now understand why.
Chazzster 32
You might want to talk to a counselor or psychologist - That could be depression.
Anderling 33
Or anxiety or anger issues, depending on what/why OP meant by “snap”. 100% agreed on therapy though.
ODBeefalo 10
there is a reason weed has been getting studied for its uses to help with a number of issues. talk to a therapist is affordable, and experiment with some different strains to find a few that help you feel more happy. We live in a world filled with human made problems most of us didn't make nor can we really fix... no shame in smoking some dope to float through it. I would however watch the drinking for so many reasons, but liver issues and dependency are assholes I have seen both and both suck for everyone. GL to you OP.