Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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Comments (252)
thisguyian 8
I'd bet you were wearing them because you wanted to, and you posted a FML to add legitimacy to your other story.
SamanthaNGoree 10
Looks like you need to get your wife in line and have her do some laundry. :) haha.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Or he could just do it himself
dead_insects 18
hey #42... shut the **** up
acidburnz1107 10
To 42. I was thinking that too or that op pissed the wife off and she didn't clean the boxers.
SamanthaNGoree 10
Is it so hard to take a joke? Damn, why are we all so serious?
quackImapenguin 16
Because most women have a legitimate fear of being exploited by their husbands as a housekeeper? Do you really have so much internalized misogyny that you consider that funny?
HKCgrimmjow 15
Happy birthday OP... Maybe you should blow those candles out real hard this year
ositoakaluis 16
I don't think OP has ever heard of free ballin'
KaiserSD 8
Next time, do your own laundry...
MorganBrown 8
Maybe commando was the way to go.
lemonlimelover 1
Ever heard of going commando?? You sure you weren't just a little curious?
The_Piquerist 7
Would have been much easier going commando
vanessa09865 23
I love how people are saying to go without underwear. Think about this: he gets pantsed without underwear on. This would an entirely different FML.
tararochelle 18
I'd rather have none. It's their fault for doing it. Im sure he would rather explain commando than girls undies!! Some people go commando by choice!
TheDrifter 24
Commando and pantsed would at least let me show off what I'm working with, without risk of criminal prosecution. It's only an fml if you're ashamed of what you've got, and I know no shame.
monkeyy100 15
I would've loved to see their reactions! LOL