Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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perdix 31
#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)
im_joking 11
And the granny strikes again!
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summerguy97 16
I hope they didn't think it was a gun.......
perdix 31
#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)
s0m3guy2010 21
5- I want to shoot guns that are shaped like panties.
Sekkaichi 12
@11 You probably want to borrow Panty's panties.
GothickNihilist 15
@34 Don't worry, I got the Panty and Stocking reference.
kemic 7
It's really too bad that more people didn't get the Panty and Stocking reference. For those too lazy to look it up, Panty and Stocking is a cartoon series, where the main characters have clothing parts that turn into weapons. Panty turns underwear into pistols.
RedPillSucks 33
The solution to the gun control debate?
NameInvalid 9
Panty guns would be awesome.
im_joking 11
And the granny strikes again!
Success4444 12
I am wondering why they were "sticky" and in your pants. You aren't having any Oedipal fantasies, now, are you?
NagainaFier 16
Static from the drier? I find random clothes in other clothes every now and then. That, or OP's mom was wearing those pants at some point.
pmadNess 16
Eew! That would mean they were dirty.
perdix 31
It didn't help when one guy yelled, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!"
GuessWhatKids 13
Gool? Gol? Goll? Am I missing something?
perdix 31
#44, "gol" is "goal" in Spanish. Andres Cantor and others scream the long "GOOOOOL!" in Spanish-language soccer broadcasts. Now that I explained it, are you laughing your ass off?
isallwaysme 27
Yes in fact I am pedrix, another good one!
Bubbelz 25
Good job getting along with that that typo over there. Did you you notice that I said "that" twice?
pmadNess 16
Read before you reply. It's been explained and is not a typo.
HowieDoIt 21
You can also bank on the fact that you're dignity slid down, too.
bethers_ 22
Your*
lincolnick4 19
As shaggy said "It wasn't me"
lilhellian 27
Ruh roh shaggy!
lndala 15
Scooby, wrong Shaggy
HiIAmKevin 8
That's funny because I found your fingerprints as wells as handprints all over the evidence.
bott_fml 4
Fingerprints and handprints? I'm sure the only wrong place Shaggy's hands where on were other women. That's one determined girlfriend to prove it was him!
iammeorami 25
Scoowby scoowby dooooo!
MeganLovesPandas 5
At least it wasn't the other way around...
HowieDoIt 21
Jeans falling out of underwear? You'd have to be one fat dude to fit a pair of pants in those
rg350dx 29
Or maybe a possessed pair of granny panties flying up a jean pant leg.
Welshite 40
Don't knock it until you try it. I wear my underwear over my jeans and pretend to be a superhero. The love stricken sighs I receive make it totally worth it.
rg350dx 29
"Pretend..." Sure Clark...
Welshite 40
Shh. We must maintain anonymity.
9lashes 15
Am i the only one waiting for #7 to jump in amd explain what she meant?
pipinya 8
49 - still waiting, and very curious
tacojauns 45
It's embarrassing but nothing to bad to worry about I hope you just laughed it off
kaedynsmom0325 13
Happens to the best of us! My boyfriend had my thong fall out of his pants at work..!
etoilenuit 15
This happened to me with my dads underwear when I was in front of my first grade class. Talk about scarred for life.
theycallmekitty 13
I hope you brought the panties back for your mom. I would be upset if one of mine went missing...
Wizardo 34
Dude you should've played it off and said you were banging one of the guys that noticed mums' that would've been badass :D
theycallmekitty 13
She's a chick....but I guess it could still work.
Wizardo 34
My bad, my bad, I thought it was a guy that got pantsed. Butt still, she could've gassed over it and made it less frilly. (and I'm using the mobile app so I can't exit my message, they should fix that problem)