Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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Comments (252)
meihua 19
Do you have experience?
Pesticides 19
more like sexy...
Michael903 18
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night...
bubble_burst 16
Pics or we don't believe it ;-)
MarissaCristina 13
Why didn't you wash your underwear until you ran out completely.... Either way, you should've just gone commando and really surprised everyone.
gun6slinger9 9
Well in this situation I think it was funny for them that they did pants you...
noodleboix 10
OP what made you think it was ok to wear your wife's underwear???
depocadoll 15
...Why wouldn't you just go commando?... How do panties = boxers? I think maybe you like to wear panties and this is way of convincing yourself it was an honest lapse in judgement and would never happen any other way..? Lol it's fine. Rock those panties! But.. Really? I don't buy the story.
onorexveritas 24
should've just gone commando
xgetxbentx 13
Dude, throw a pair in the dryer with a dryer sheet for like 10min and wear them slightly dirty. Unless there is shit stains on all your boxers, slightly dirty is still better than wearing your wife's, and I say this as a female.