Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
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Comments (85)
chloem103 9
You deserved that completely. "Showing off" is just irritating.
Laffer_fml 7
Make sure your kids know exactly How You Met Their Mother. And give them the short version please
gkhalil98 16
Great way to start physical contact though!!
Klick 3
Wheelie pulling motor cycle riders crashing makes my day.
TogeBara 12
You give motorcycle riders a bad name. If you wanna do that junk join the circus and go bigger, otherwise keep it safe and don't be stupid. You look more like an idiot to most people when you do things like this, even if you are successful.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I'm a motorcyclist and IAWTC. OP is gonna fall off and everybody around him is going to spend the rest of their lives thinking "them things is dangerous."
TogeBara 12
You are so right. It happens all the time. Motorcycles are a great form of transportation and not much more dangerous than a car. They just each have different dangers.
Gityerchicken 12
You'll probably end up getting married. Cute story to tell the grand kids.
ulissey_fml 22
That was wheelie nice of her...
nick3600 22
Thats what happens, Show off...
ulissey_fml 22
Minister: "will you have this man to be thy lawful wedded husband, to live together after God’s ordinance in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?" Bride: "I wheel."
Smoxxii 17
Hey! At least you bonded!