Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
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Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
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ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
eddeeezzyy 19
I tried doing that once on GTA 4 when I was going to pick up my girlfriend. Needless to say I lost control of the bike and managed to run her over instead. On that note, GTA V needs to come out already. I can't wait 4-5 more ******* days, and I'm pretty sure all the gamers here in the FML community can agree with me on that.
RpiesSPIES 27
Not all people whom buy GTA5 are true gamers, however. It's not mutually exclusive. Also, it seems that people whom know of this site tend to deal significant injuries to themselves. I've a hunch it's due to the need for attention!
FMLkoala 28
I'm really excited for gta 5 too but I don't say that in soooo excited and say that I ran over my GF in a video game (I have though and I laughed)
ex_stripper_jk 20
But that sounds like the start of a great love story!
subiedude08 17
#s 15, 18, and 25 you idiots
gotaplanstan 28
your an idiot to 46
botanistjessica 24
This entire comment is just sad.
stardustjunkie 12
If you're going to call someone an idiot, you should probably use the correct words. *too
laden_swallow09 35
In addendum to 55's sentiment, you're using the wrong "your". *You're an idiot, too, you dumbshit hypocrite.
Gingerette 8
Sigh. Please calm down, people.
meirginsburg18 10
hahaha
Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
micha090 21
On the bright side OP, this can be a start of your frienship with her :-)
confusedAsFuck 34
I do believe he said "crush", so my guess is he doesn't want to be friend-zoned..
zomgbies 17
First he's gotta get out of hospital for riding like an idiot. YDI
thatonegirlnic 10
Hey, you still got that one on one time. Guess you impressed her enough
Kamon97 23
Kids I'm going to tell you a story. A story on how I met your mother.
DKjazz 20
Now this is a story all about how, my bike got flipped, turned upside down.
ColdplaySucks 18
I guess you could say that OP *puts on sunglasses* went head over heels for her.
ApologyKick 25
*Takes sun glasses off of 60* OP attempted to perform a wheelie resulting in a backflip, meaning he went heels over head.
mattychan 8
practice makes perfect? keep on trying and maybe next time you see them you won't bail.
jerryj 27
Nah. Not ******* up makes perfect.
ajh557 22
Funny how life flips on you like that huh
fooltemptress 36
Look at it this way: she could have laughed and drove right on by. She obviously cares enough to stop and take you to the hospital. Now you can say thanks by treating her to dinner ;)
starile 20
Lost the battle by flipping over, but you won the war by getting the girl! B-]
emilycb93 12
And people claim women are crazy.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Yea you probably should've guessed that this wasn't going to end well for someone.
JordynnLOL 11
More quality time together! She obviously cares, in some ways it can been seen as a positive that she saw you. Girls like taking care of boys at times.
Genuine_G 8
Dude that's awesome. You almost killed yourself to impress her, and then instead of leaving you she took the time to save you. That's romantic ass shit right there man, some solid framework towards a lasting relationship if you play your cards right.
Kibaruto 33
That's some genuine love, G.