Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I took my motorbike out for the first time ever, after having waited for five weeks for it to be returned from the mechanics. Three hours later and I crashed after getting caught in the rain and hitting an oil patch on the road. Looks like I won't be riding until it's fixed. Again. FML
Today, I got a call from the dealership I was trying to work a deal with. After finishing the paperwork at the dealership, I tried to leave on my brand new Harley Davison. It wouldn’t start, so someone came back after hours to jump start my new bike, only to wipe out in the street there, wrecking my new bike. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
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Top comments
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I think ur lost
Ray_of_midnight 23
Bah, turn signals are cheap. And now you don't have to worry so much about dropping it any more, because it's already been dropped. Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.
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Comments (75)
RavensRule97 0
fanny packs. they look dumb but at least your shit doesnt fall out
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I think ur lost
heyimjennyFML 5
what's that got to do with anything?
bigman2k10 0
WTF?
un_nomable 6
MinitesS? FML fail.
un_nomable 6
Stupid laggy posting.
mariazzz 5
lmao
un_nomable 6
MinutesS? Never heard of that kind of spelling before.
tswiftbaby 15
true
Pokeemon 3
only tough guys wear fanny packs
Pokeemon 3
only tough guys wear fanny packs
Monikabug 9
And only real men can keep their balance when parking their motorcycle.
sourgirl101 29
Holy Hell! Are my eyes playing tricks? Is that really Monikabug? (:(:(: Welcome back to the FML world. You were missed.
Monikabug 9
Hello Sourgirl101, your eyes are perfectly fine! I'm glad to see some of the other voices of reason are still around, though perhaps lost in the mass crowds of trolls. (& thank you for the welcome back, hehe)
whippymcdumb4zs 0
monikabug the pic is a little sister from the bioshock series. :) I win where's mah prize?
Monikabug 9
:O You win 10 internets! *throws confetti* I'll neatly stash your internets in between the meat and cheese of a sandwich and send it through the fax machine. You should have them in about 8-80 business days. Thanks for playing! :D
A7X_LoVeee 10
Trolled
aquariusangel420 0
yah know if your gonna buy a motorcycle ATLEAST know how to keep your balance on it! YDI for not only paying that much for a bike but also breaking the turn signal off because you didn't know how to stand it up properly SMH
sterlingarcher 1
hahaa ydi for not knowing how to drive it..
staceysgenesis16 0
uhmm .. HAHA yeah i kno that kinda shyte would happen to me if i rode a bike .. thats why i stay my ass off all bikes ;D
Dirtbikerchick 4
*******!
fluffy_nuggets 0
irrelevent, but true nontheless
louie111887 0
bioshock baby !!! yea!!!
zendaddy0 0
AND THEN HIS NIPPLES BURST INTO FLAMES
dre_bro11 12
141 did his nipple hair combust?
stro88 6
sounds like a cruiser. half the people that replied probably would die on a bike. stfu squids. just replace the turn signals minor problem.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
at least it was only the turn signal
tulsafml 0
***** muffin................... go **** yourself... just kidding I love ya:D
j_cat187 20
what dose a ***** muffin taste like? fish?
j_cat187 20
what dose a ***** muffin taste like? fish?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
74 it tastes like cig butts, **** and shame
josiej0j0 0
OP, you should try the new balance bracelets they have out! they really work!!
tulsafml 0
^ only dumb asses believe they work. they do absolutely no shit at all. mudder fukker
Thanatos1206 0
^ Since when do attention ****** hit up #2's reply button??
lekiat 0
what a klutz!
Tuesdays76 0
At least he didn't get his leg trapped.
insanesna1l 0
every motorbike owner will drop it at least once
jess6blondie9 3
Smooth move. You should be more careful.
PassTheDutch 0
it's like riding a bicycle, once you get going it's not hard to keep balanced.
jess6blondie9 3
I suck at riding a bicycle, so that wouldn't work to well for me.
mariazzz 5
lmaoooo
Zodaicz 4
Whatever...only fags ride motorcycles
weeping_willow 25
If you’re scared, just say that
doc_j 0
come on bro u dont have to lie about the gf
A7X_LoVeee 10
Someone's salty.
doc_j 0
a little bit
rroxie124 5
lol
hobojo11 0
ok so my 47 yearold mother was tryin to make my dad buy her a harley
snoot 0
my nut butter is aalty
drifterz 0
How did you make the trip, if you could not keep your balance standing still?
californiaboylol 0
I know right. besides motorcycles are gay
Autoshot 9
Balance comes easier at high speeds. DERP.
fiveofhearts 3
Go outside on a bicycle and ride around, easy balance right? Now stop put your feet on the pedals and try balance like that. Much more difficult idiot! And with the sizes of motor bikes, they are sometimes harder to get off.
iloveyouu_24 0
LMFAO SUCKS TO BE YOUU.!!
awardZu 0
I'm in the group of people who haven't had an accident, and I've been riding ten years now. I love my bike, and I know several of my friends that have been riding twice as long as me that haven't wrecked theirs either. I will agree that there are a lot of people that have, but not everyone.
vickilouise 1
first off he did not invent that saying, however, if you have a brain you can have a blast on a motorcycle and save on gas. of course accidents happen but a true rider gets back up. would you stop driving if you got in a wreck?
Zomg_Okay 27
I hate to sound like a douche but YDI for buying a motorbike. My dad, who had a motorbike when he was younger, has this saying: "Theres only two types of motorcyclists - the one who has had his accident and the one who will have his accident." He crashed it. Everyone he ever knew who owned a bike, and everyone I know who owned a bike, has crashed it.
NBS93 0
I motion to change that from "will crash" to "will get in an accident", because my dad hasn't crashed his per se but he was rear ended at a red light by a tow truck.
oblio 0
but op already crashed it, so he's off the hook forever according to dad's rule. you got off easy, OP, you should feel lucky!
Sk8er951 3
I feel dumb for asking this but what does YDI mean?????
WallyTheWombat 0
Hey it's the king from katamari! I miss that game.
zendaddy0 0
it means you deserve it
jweezykeepsitste 0
Stfu retard braaaaaaap for life mufaka