Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
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Comments (85)
Chellec2013 28
Great story to tell the grandkids
emirie 21
Look at it as your first date!
buckdharma 38
So, you fell over backwards trying to please this girl and all it got you was a trip to the hospital. Next time try head over heals. Yeah, that should do it.
Wizzlbang 10
It worked!
sinekt 9
******* bikers...
TheDrifter 24
Crotch Rocketeer. Possibly motorcycle enthusiast. Biker has a slightly different meaning that OP hasn't earned yet.
Fadingstars 12
We at least you got her attention and a medical bill. Hope she thought it was cool at least.
extrasnipes 22
im sure you impressed alright
Axel5238 29
I think ( hopefully) it'd be rather difficult to find someone that'd leave you there. Though, if you are dumb enough to risk your life to impress a girl well..YDI. Though be thankful you are in good health, I've heard stories from ER docs at the hospital I used to work at about guys that do that stuff. At a decent enough speed falling off your bike is like a cheese grater and easily removes several layers of skin. Hope I don't see you on World's Dumbest.
aprilmulder 8
You know, if you guys get together right after this experience, it might be a cute story to tell your kids and grandkids :D
Mithylove 13
I would not get on a motorcycle with someone who pulled those stunts. I like having my skin on my body and not on the pavement.