Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
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Comments (85)
annie_nk 23
If you end up dating, this'll be a fantastic "how we met" story.
meirginsburg18 10
ho I met your mother
feldco1 17
If it all works out, this could be a funny story to tell your guys' kids.
Became_fml 10
Maybe it will be a very romantic and rememberable moment in your soon to be relationship. Good luck OP
simplysarcastics 26
At least she was there for you, she could have just shook her head a drove away. I see good in this lol. Just tell her you like her and you were showing off for her.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
all men at 1 point will act stupid for a pretty girl
KaylaTackett 18
I hope you were wearing a helmet! Safety is sexy ;)
victoriaescobar 10
That's what you get for being a dumbass. YDU
carina_47 16
Not the way to impress women. We don't really need cavemen.
nerovetsrethca 20
She's a keeper. But that's not really the way how you should impress her.
emuexport 4
Shoulda got a sympathy root !!!!