Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML
Today, my crush and I went longboarding, because she’s into it and I told her I was too. I’d never set foot on a longboard, but I figured I’d wing it and pray for the best. Long story short, I ended up with a broken arm and a concussion. Bad decisions, man. They suck. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Faith13 16
She seems nice. You picked a good one.
ironik69 31
Don't you know trying to impress someone like that usually backfires. sorry dude.
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Comments (85)
LegolasPrincess 10
I saw the ending coming, no trying to impress girls ever ends well. But at least she cared enough to stop and take you to the hospital.
perdix 31
Well, you did get to spend time with her, so it seems like your trick worked. I'd think to copy it, but it sounds too expensive with all the insurance and what-not.
jw90 18
Goes to show trying to impress someone never goes how you want it.
kazram 2
Solution: don't do wheelies haha
FMLitsFire 4
hope u were wearing a helmet atleast. I've been riding for a while and go out in shorts and a shirt but i always wear gloves and a helmet. been doing wheelies for about a year now and yet to crash. knock on wood haha
pedinhuh 23
I love when people show off only to get owned shortly after. YDI
Dave_Davington 34
Moron. People like you shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a vehicle, much less licensed to drive one on the road. You showing off like an asshole for the sake of maybe getting a root can seriously injure not just yourself but others as well. Next time, just give her a bunch of flowers like a normal person, hmmm?
LisandroH 6
Awe that sucks, last time I wheelies on my motorcycle, I almost fell to the side.
lotusenta 14
you kinda deserve that for being a show-off. next time, try not being a douche.
Ziggy122 15
I stopped reading and clicked YDI after reading "pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie". It never pays to be a show-offy douche.