Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
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Top comments
Stephai 0
Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.
gingermonster16 0
What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?
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Comments (38)
Stephai 0
Thats gotta hurt... You kinda deserve it though. You should always pay attention when you're riding a bike.
gingermonster16 0
What's biking without flipping over your handle bars ever so often?
myfishisBOBA 0
LMAO ouch.
turbogirl 0
LOL ouch. You poor bugger It is easy to get distracted on your bike though. This is why you should drive lol
WateryAsh 0
Ouch, did you get hurt much? Poor thing. YDI though. Pay more attention next time ;)
UrRightFML 0
OWNED.
amy10 0
Don't feel good until your off the bike. YDI
FYLkid 0
What #2 said YDI though pay more attention
Guyoverhere 0
More like F the guy u hit YDI learn to bike
MK1029 0
Women cant bike. GET OF THE SIDEWALK!!! :P