Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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davemojo 0
congratulations ur goin to marry abird
lovelydarlings 6
She was just slap happy!
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Comments (300)
ramboman19 8
atleast she said yes? She could have said "f**k you, it's over!"
wowlol727 0
bad memories?
DocBastard 40
I think you misunderstood her flapping and screaming as happiness. The truth is she was so mortified at the idea of spending the rest of her life with you that she tried desperately to fly away.
wolflover44 5
Maybe it was migration season when this happened. Lol.
marinus_fml 20
Yep, The obviously logical explanation.
s3xymoma 1
wow
papaicey 0
where do you come up with this stuff? ahah
Epsilonyx 15
I am ******* loling.
EverdreamOfMe 24
This comment made me lol.
lucins 7
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congrats but ur marrying a dumb girl!
gar4152 0
Jealous?
lucins 7
oh no, not at all :P
Kittehx3 0
you're dumb.
Lexi_Ray 5
how is that even possible? lol I can't even do that and I'm not so bright myself
armorf0r 7
did you try after reading this FML? lol
Lexi_Ray 5
yes, yes I did
mandaboo 8
Haha
thegreatbigwhite 2
Cleavage.
ohJeeznotme 7
She deserves it for flapping like a wacko
hayleclark 17
be nice, it was probably her life long dream coming true.
duckman9 55
having "Getting married" as a life long dream? Now that's what I call aiming low.
MrXerxes5 6
Is she by any chance 24? I mean that in months of course.
killabeez12 0
this is the dumbest FML ive ever seen
rhpsfan9 10
Well think of it as a funny story to tell the future grandchildren
a_nutritionist 10
what grandchildren? im betting she brings a hair dryer in the bath before any kids can be planned for.
ashleelovee 0
^ lmao agreed ! :D
skrillex99 0
nice!
evey661 5
I have one word: IDIOT
AnagenisisZagus 13
Actually, you had five.
papaicey 0
ha. your funny.