Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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Top comments
ygdrassil 17
She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.
gracehi 33
You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.
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Comments (130)
ygdrassil 17
She was probably joking. A dare or a bet, no doubt.
Sandman366 6
I'd take it as a joke. That's genius though! "Yes!" (Huh?)
cristy91 33
Probably was a joke, but it's in bad taste. That really ruined the moment for both of them, hopefully they're good honored and laughed it off soon after
RBntM 10
It was obviously a dare, but if I was OP I would get really pissed of her!
agsilver 14
It was probably for YouTube.
cristy91 33
37 edit: humored not honored (autocorrect)
horseridermc 2
Thts not Tht bad! At least ur boyfriend didn't know her! THEN it would've gotten awkward.
jmaurm 6
84, Are you to lazy to add one letter to a word to finish it off.
horseridermc 2
Sorry if I'm not perfect enough for you 90
Mouton_fml 5
98 That's not perfect, it's just beginners English and how you SHOULD be typing.
HopeLEssGossip 16
I don't understand how you can comment on laziness when you misspelled your first "too" Who doesn't love irony?
Mouton_fml 5
104, that is not irony, it is just pathetic. Look up the word irony and stop butchering your own language, for gods' sake.
then000bster 16
So nobody thought that she did that to dine-n-dash? That's my plausible explanation.
horseridermc 2
Why can't u guys waste your breath on something that doesn't have to do with messing up a word? U waste ur (sorry, I mean YOUR) time and others while just putting someone down. Get a life!
Carmstro 13
At least she didn't take the ring "as a joke."
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Actually mouton, #104 is right, that was ironic, and hilarious! Xx
muzy 23
#107 I'm not quite sure whether you know the meaning of irony...
sheethapins 13
119 Really? You know how to spell properly yet choose to type ignorantly? Also, I doubt much "breath was wasted" judging that no one spoke out loud. They typed. Attention: No breath or time was wasted during the posting of this comment. Only one animal was harmed.
horseridermc 2
154 just quit bitching about stuff that do not matter
sheethapins 13
But horse who can't count, that's the best kind of stuff to bitch about! :D
Peachy2392 26
I have to say, she's got pretty big balls to do that
Mortoli 30
I doubt it was a dare or bet because The two don't know her seems like so clearly she doesn't know them to make a dare or bet unless her friends did it to next guy that asks to marry someone to jump into it. Honestly it might have been a joke if said girl was alone I doubt if she with friends she would risk a dumb joke like that honestly only thing I can think of is mistaken identity. She might have though op boyfriend was her own. And when she realized she freaked and left. Only other case is mental chick lol. In any case how the marriage going? If at all. Lol.
Mortoli 30
#119. You* if going to correct one thing correct them all. Lol. Just kidding.
FarFromHome_fml 17
I doubt she thought the guy was her own partner, personally. Much more likely she thinks ruining one of the most special and important moments in a lifelong relationship is entertainment. Personally I think this is one of the biggest FML's out there. Why would anybody choose to ruin a proposal?! That moment, that should be about this couple and their love, will forever be tainted by some tit jumping in and spoiling the moment. I'd be furious.
randomsparkles 9
Uhm... Wtf?
Death_Hoe_Inn 10
OP's boyfriend proposed to her and a girl jump in and said yes then ran away. OP and SO were both confused by this. Jesus, reread it or something. ****
Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8
28- I don't really think 2 didn't understand the FML it was probably just a question asked in disbelief or in a state of panic to be near the top. No need to get pissy
iiAntheA17 7
How about, **Umm, what the ****? That probably wouldn't have gotten you any thumbs up, but it would of prevented you from looking like an idiot.
rockstar362 8
I'm with ya 72, he probably meant um...wtf as in who does that?
kiwienne 21
#73 - the irony
lmaouloser 5
I don't care how many down votes you got, I liked that :)
MissEmma_fml 22
Looks like your boyfriend has a crazy stalker...
ryanmanning 3
Or it was just someone playing an awesome prank
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Not awesome for OP :(
vespergreen 17
Hey just ignore her, she was probably crazy. And congratulations!
wlddog 14
This is the first story about a proposal crasher that i have ever read. I may now have a new hobby.
HollyDolly660 8
You can't just ignore that. She ruined what is supposed to be one of the most special moments in OP's life. I feel for her!
gracehi 33
You're a girl. You're allowed to punch another girl. Just saying.
lilhellian 27
Maybe near a mudpit?:)
DKjazz 20
The engagement ring on OP's finger is going to make that punch hurt a lot more!
september1395 7
57- in bikinis?;D
lilhellian 27
Till it gets going, then it comes off!:D
ittsdann 6
Then rub her body with baby oil. That will show her
DragonText 4
And undress her in public...bet she'll never do that again!
mowmowlife 21
I don't think the law takes gender into consideration
ideasrule 13
I can't believe the TOP comment is a sexist comment advocating violence. That says a lot about gender equality, or lack thereof, in our culture.
gracehi 33
I knew someone would say something like that, and I was wondering when it would happen. It was obviously a joke about gender double standards. Lighten up.
fury1031 10
This is a situation where the guy would be able to punch her too. Bitches want equality? They gotta take the bad along with the good.
lexxiii 17
I don't believe in violence, but if this happened to me, I would no doubt smack her.
godfathermock 19
Especially when they steal your thunder...even if it was a dare, who ruins a moment like that?
mattuti 8
That's kinda funny.. I need to remember to do this
Jordath_Fil 11
Why, yes, yes it is.
happle 21
I hope you don't choose violent people to **** with.
sens3sfailing 25
But I like it rough!
reflexion213 11
Eff them. People take shut too seriously. That's something those two will remember long after their divorce.
klutz44 28
Someone is bitter.
DerrickJames 33
There is nothing funny about that.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Good luck doing that. I hope you get punched for ruining a life changing moment
Rogersmoonshine 7
The nerve of some people. She must have thought she was so hilarious. Some people will do anything for a little attention. Sorry OP.
cynicalhumanist 9
Since it was hilarious, she probably thought so. Anyone proposing in public chose to deal with this kind of silly.
Mouton_fml 5
27 And anyone trying this has to deal with getting a broken jaw.
cynicalhumanist 9
If you get so upset about someone pulling a practical joke when you yourself publicly pressure your partner to marry you, you need to climb off the pedestal. Proposals are life altering and shouldn't be made on a whim with strangers cheering you on.
CharresBarkrey 16
136 - Just because you don't like that proposal type, doesn't mean it's the wrong way to do it. Who the **** are you to tell people they shouldn't be proposed to in that manner? What if that's the way they've wanted it since they were a little kid?
cynicalhumanist 9
140 - Fair enough. Just don't be surprised when things like these happen. You can't suddenly expect a private, sacred place in public because you're proposing.
Mouton_fml 5
166 And just because you think it's funny doesn't mean everyone does, don't be surprised if someone punches anyone who tries this. It wouldn't be hard to construe this as 'I thought they were running at me to steal the ring'.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Actually, 166, you do expect people not to run up and ruin everythinv for you. Just because they are in a public place doesnt mean you have to intrude on them. Just ignore them or watch. You dont have to be an asshole. I hope if you actually do this, they punch you in the face
nesscafe_fml 17
What a stupid thing to do. A childish joke just ruined his proposal. I would be so angry.
heygirlie777 21
Not if it was your proposal, 9.
chinchily 12
I agree, I would think its funny if it happened to someone else, but if it happened to me I dont think the girl would have ran far... And it was probably a dare
GhostChickens 17
If it happened to me, I'd find it funny, because it would be a hilarious proposal story later on. However, I can totally see why somebody would be pissed off. It will be a lasting memory and a random girl intruding on it is something that a lot of people would really hate. After all, she basically moved all the attention onto her, made it awkward and ruined the romance. That was really rude of her.
bagsoffairydust 10
I would be angry too, but when we got older it would be a great story to tell!
lsfactor 4
I don't think it ruined it. If anything she made it more memorable IMO
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Why has #81 got thumbs down for adding his opinion? It thought that was the point of the comment function, its not like he was rude or anything. Xx
cheer21moose 13
Ruined? Really? More like made it a lasting memory
dontpanic_fml 32
By your own logic, 128, sweetheart, shouldn't people be allowed to thumb up or down anyone they want?
DocBastard 40
Where I come from those two are now officially betrothed because she was faster. Just walk away gracefully.
Dracoboxer357 36
10- Hmm...that suggests a lot about your own martial status, "Lightning" Doc. ;)
Sophie_fml 29
I hope he doesn't have a martial marriage.
naruske 4
How is this a **** my life. You got proposed to and a girl went a bit crazy. Will this permanently damage your life and relationship? This is more of a fun memory to the day you got proposed to.
heygirlie777 21
It won't damage it, but it messed up one of the most cherished moments of a girl's life. Sounds pretty FML to me.
DocBastard 40
Looks to me like you aren't familiar with how this site works. Maybe you should go read the site rules and FAQ so you won't question the mods' decisions and look foolish again. I do this because I care.