romancocks
Palatka, United States
Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Unknown
United States
Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Don't do this
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
ohman
United States
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
ButImBeautiful
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Rare insults corner
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Hairdresser On Fire
Bristol, United Kingdom
Bad hair day
Today, I mistook a little girl for a boy. Unfortunately, I only realised my mistake until after I'd cut her hair. FML
shitbucketsfilledwithshit
Spring, United States
Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML
unluckymiss
United States
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Mia
Laurel, United States
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Top comments
capslockisgood 19
At least you're in shape.
abzray123 7
Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!
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abzray123 7
Wow... Let's hope she's terrible with faces!
junkman6 22
My question is.... How many FMLs are we going to get with people looking like Richard Simmons? This is the 4th or 5th one in the past six months. Either Richard Simmons had a lot of babies when no one was looking or he's being cloned.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
I was wondering if OP was male or female...I assumed male. But I guess it doesn't matter what gender. It's shitty either way to be compared to him. Although I do think he IS quite fabulous!
capslockisgood 19
At least you're in shape.
Demig0d6 14
I know I'm in shape.. Are you?
PIGaming 21
"Im in shape... circle is a shape" - a wise man
froggyjade 16
before or after? ;-)
Welshite 40
It was the hair right?
rainbowdog 17
Nah, it was the shorts.
kumarina 35
*Bright shorts
mariab2898 13
You should have pretended to be him!
eternal_malaise 10
If you are as fit as him at least it's not half bad. However, I don't think there is much of a market for a Richard Simmons look-alike.
possy 19
The young version or the older one?
kumarina 35
Where you wearing bright shorts and stretching?
AlaskanG 27
Were* :)
kumarina 35
Thanks :)
chappygotdahappy 2
Well, do you look like Richard Simmons?
MrSassypants 34
Nope. He looks like Bob Ross. How the girl mistook him for Richard Simmons was a misunderstanding.
WD_Stevens 22
Actually, I think you'll find it was a happy accident ;)
little92 13
You made me google who he is.. (Forgive me.. I'm not American.... Or Canadian)
Feklfekl2222 32
Yet your profile says you're from canada? Or am I missing a joke...
cryssycakesx3 23
just because she lives in Canada, doesn't make her Canadian or even *from* Canada.
AlwaysWatching 27
And the results were frightening
gshocker20 21
Yes it does. For example, living in the US and becoming a citizen makes you American.
Clioo_fml 17
No, #50, it doesn't. You can live as an immigrant/refugee/resident of Canada/US without being Canadian or American. I live in Canada and I'm not yet a citizen, hence, I'm not Canadian.
tiernang 21
To be fair, he did say become a citizen.
Lebeaugars95 20
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